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The Derp Stories
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Posted: Wed, 06/08/2014 18:52 (10 Years ago)
Posted: Thu, 07/08/2014 13:49 (10 Years ago)
sKITTYCARPY.
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Posted: Sat, 09/08/2014 22:54 (10 Years ago)
Posted: Wed, 13/08/2014 22:49 (10 Years ago)
Title: Issue 7
Me: GIVE ME MY SOUP, DUDE!
Rabbit: Never! *Trips and falls and the soup lands in my hands*
Me: ... That was the best thing ever.
FF2: Yes. Yes it was.
Rabbit: I'm starting to really dislike my life.
Me: Too bad. Learn to deal with it.
Rabbit: *Sighs* Just take me to jail or something.
Me: Nah. I don't wanna. I wanna write the story.
So Victory hugged Mouse and turned on the TV to watch her favorite show. So she did and started playing a computer game on her computer (obviously). And after that, she read a book. Then she went to school and somehow set a fire extinguisher on fire. Then she got expelled. But she went back in the school and ate a teacher's doughnut right in her face. So she got a phone call home. But she really didn't have any parents because derps aren't born, they're made by rainbow volcanoes. So she then ate a very rare diamond and saw a kangaroo. So she mad a paper airplane and gave it to the kangaroo. So, I need to stop starting my sentences with "so" before you all start wishing "so" wasn't a word.
Rabbit: *Walks to a frozen yogurt maker and gets a frozen yogurt and eats it*
And she- IS THAT FROZEN YOGURT?!
Me: *Gets some frozen yogurt and some for FF2 and gives FF2 some frozen yogurt and eats mine*
FF2: *Eats her frozen yogurt*
Have we finally made peace? Fine out in the next issue!
sKITTYCARPY.
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Posted: Wed, 13/08/2014 22:53 (10 Years ago)
Posted: Wed, 13/08/2014 23:01 (10 Years ago)
interact with my sentret i want her to become big n strong
tumblr: chuckpanozzo (more active there)
Posted: Wed, 13/08/2014 23:02 (10 Years ago)
sKITTYCARPY.
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Posted: Wed, 13/08/2014 23:04 (10 Years ago)
interact with my sentret i want her to become big n strong
tumblr: chuckpanozzo (more active there)
Posted: Sat, 16/08/2014 12:30 (10 Years ago)
Made by:pokemonlover28
Posted: Wed, 20/08/2014 18:44 (10 Years ago)
Title: Issue 8
Me: Mmm... frozen yogurt is good.
FF2: Yeah. Let's write some more...
So Victory walked home and ate an acorn. Then she walked once again back to school. She saw another mean girl. The mean girl laughed at Victory and said; "Haha what a loser!" So Victory accidentally tripped her and the mean girl ate some dirt. The mean girl tried to get up to beat Victory up for tripping her, but she stood on her own shoe lases and fell down again and ate some dirt AND mud. Then everyone else started laughing at the mean girl because she was eating the ground. And then, as the mean girl opened her mouth to speak everyone saw that there was a worm in her mouth and everybody laughed even harder. So Victory walked into the nurse's office and drank some cough medicine. And Victory walked back out and saw that everyone was clapping for Victory and cheering. But Victory said something so un-derpy that it went down in school history. "I am ashamed of you all! Why are you all happy that someone is eating dirt and mud? What if you were being laughed at? How would that make you feel?" And everyone was quite for a moment because she was right.
Rabbit: Wait... since when was this series about bulling and stuff?
Me: Since FF2 and I said it was! Deal with it!
What will happen next? Find out in the next issue!
sKITTYCARPY.
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Posted: Thu, 21/08/2014 02:45 (10 Years ago)
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Posted: Wed, 27/08/2014 22:47 (10 Years ago)
Title: Issue 9
And so school was over and Victory jumped into a trashcan and ate a few... umm... unidentified foods (were they even food?)... and she skipped back home and saw a couch. "Hello, couch!" Victory greeted the couch. "Sup?" The couch replied. So Victory continued on home and saw Mouse out of the house. "Hi, Mouse." Victory picked up her fluffy pure white cat and petted it. So then Victory decided to take Mouse on a walk. So they went on a walk and saw a dog that transformed into a narwhal. "Huh. A narwhal dog. Don't see that much anymore. They were SO popular in the year 4678." Victory said as they passed the narwhal dog... umm... thing. So then Mouse saw a mouse and tried to pounce on it. But Mouse failed because the mouse had a traffic light which teleported the mouse to Tree Land before Mouse could catch it. Then, Victtory saw a pebble. Then, Victory picked it up. Then, I keep trying to annoy you with the word "then". Then, Victory put the pebble in her pocket. Then, Mouse and Victory-
Rabbit: Where is this story even going?
Me: I don't know. Just roll with it.
What will happen next? Find out in the next issue! :D
sKITTYCARPY.
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Posted: Wed, 03/09/2014 22:50 (10 Years ago)
Title: Issue 10
So as Victory walked along some more she heard someone beautifully sing a song in another language. She looked up to see a girl who looked exactly like Victory. So she walked up to the girl. "What's your name?" Victory asked the girl. The girl turned to her. "Victory? Is that you? It's me! Destiny! You're twin sister!" The girl exclaimed. Now, I must get something clear. Remember how I said derps are made by rainbow volcanoes? Well, in some extra rare occasions, some twins will be born. One will be a derp, the other will not be a derp. Victory was the derp, and Destiny, her twin sister, was not. And the twins kinda got separated for unknown reasons when the were both very young. Although Victory couldn't remember Destiny (unless she tried very hard to remember), Destiny could remember Victory. And now, here they are. "Destiny? I have a triplet?" Victory wondered out loud. "No, not a triplet! A twin! I'm your twin!" Destiny exclaimed. "Oh! So, a quintuplet?" Victory asked. "Uhh... sure. Whatever makes you happiest." Destiny said, thinking that reverse psychology would work. "OH! I GOT IT! IT'S AN OCTUPLET! AN OCTUPLET!" Victory exclaimed. "Yeah, sure. So... umm... how are you, Victory?" Destiny asked. "Acorns." Victory replied. "Well, then... I see you have a little kitty!" Destiny added, just noticing Mouse. "What's it's name?" Destiny asked. "I WANT A HOTDOG!" Victory screeched. "Okay... maybe I'll just look at the collar-" "HOTDOGS SHALL BE MINE!" Destiny was interrupted by Victory's scream for hotdogs as her ran to a hotdog stand. "Umm... yeah..." Destiny said as she looked at Mouse's collar. "So, Mouse is your name? Interesting!" Destiny said as Victory walked back from the hotdog stand with a hotdog covered in so much mustard that no bun or hotdog showed. Then, Victory ate it in one bite. "Om nom nom." Victory said.
Okay, I think this issue has gone on long enough, sorry for stopping the moment. Well, what will Victory and Destiny do next? Fine out in issue 11! :D I hope you enjoyed this special issue 10! ^.^
sKITTYCARPY.
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Posted: Wed, 03/09/2014 22:54 (10 Years ago)
Posted: Wed, 03/09/2014 22:56 (10 Years ago)
sKITTYCARPY.
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Posted: Wed, 03/09/2014 23:06 (10 Years ago)
Dark-Type Collector and Trainer
Member of the Scout Regiment
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Hai, Genocider Syo here!
Posted: Thu, 11/09/2014 01:06 (10 Years ago)
Title: Issue 11
"Was it... umm... a good hotdog?" Destiny asked. "Nope. It was doomfully good." Victory replied. "Now I want cheese." Victory said as she gently poked a flower. The flower swayed in the breeze, like nothing happened. "Uhh... yeah, you go and... umm... do that..." Destiny said awkwardly, thinking that Victory has lost it. But, then again, she IS a derp. So she has an excuse to be as... "unique"... as she is.
Rabbit: We were not... in the last issue at all? WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!
Me: Look, dude. Victory is the main person. Not you, not me, but FF2 is also a big part of the story... umm... yeah so...
FF2: Uhh... I did NOT tell her to say that!
So Victory went to a farm and made some cheese. And Destiny watched the watched the cheese being made. And Mouse helped make the cheese. It... was... TASTY! So Victory, Destiny, and Mouse had a happy reunion. And then, Victory... are you ready for what she did next?! SHE DERPED. Ooh! Bet you DID NOT see that coming! I got you all fooled! Anyway... so yeah she derped and then Destiny, for once, derped as well. But then, Destiny looked at this little watch thing on her wrist. "I got to go. The queen of Greglob is betting that Wisglug is going to beat Lisbeat in a game of Timasim and she wants me to see her win. Bye, Victory." Destiny said and sadly hugged her twin sister. Then, Destiny walked away. So then, Victory got up, picked up Mouse, and walked home to enjoy a turkey dinner.
Rabbit: Wait... there's a message in here, isn't there?!
Me: Shh! Don't TELL them! Let them find the message themselves!
And so Victory and Mouse at the turkey and watched some TV. They watched TV for a while until Victory got up to check her mail. But as she looked at her mail she realized something. Something shocking.
She was no longer derping.
What has happened to Victory?! Find out in... yeah I think you know what I was gonna say.
sKITTYCARPY.
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Posted: Thu, 18/09/2014 20:08 (10 Years ago)
Victory dropped the mail in her hands and ran into the house. "Mouse! Something is happening! I'm no longer a derp!" But Mouse just washed his paw. "You're not helping, Mouse. Oh, wait, you're just a cat. Never mind. I'll find out what's happening myself!" Victory said and ran out the door. She ran into one of her teachers that, surprisingly, knew a lot about derps. "Professer Katsnstuff!" Victory started. "I'm no longer a derp! Help me! I wanna be a derp!" Victory pleaded. "Well, hello, Victory! So, you are no longer a derp? Okay, come to my classroom and let's see what happened." Professer Katsnstuff said. So they walked over to Katnstuff's class and her looked at Victory. "Yes, it is clear that you are no longer a derp." Katnstuff said, looking at Victory. "Maybe... how old are you again?" Katnstuff asked "Twelve years old." Victory replied. "Oh, okay... oh, what day is it today?" Katnstuff asked. "It's Wenesday." Victory said. "Ohhh! That's it! On Wenesday and while the sun becomes 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 degrees fahrenheit, all derps become underpy for three days." Katnstuff said. "THREE DAYS?!OH NOOOOOOOOO!" Victory screamed, flailing her arms and screaming out the school.
So, we now know that this is normal. But is it good? No. What will happen next? Find out in 1,000,000 years... haha no. Find out in the next issue!
sKITTYCARPY.
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Posted: Fri, 19/09/2014 19:55 (10 Years ago)
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Posted: Thu, 25/09/2014 23:31 (10 Years ago)
Victory, still underpy, ran around in panic. Until she found someone selling time machines. So, she bought one. "This should work." She said, time traveling three days into the future. When Victory came out, she realized that, even though she was in the future, she was still underpy. "Darn it! twenty cwents for this? What a rip-off!" Victory said in disappointmet. But little did Victory kniow that she was still "three days ago Victory". So she was still underpy. But the "three days later Victory" was derpy. Who, unfourtantly, "three days ago Victory" ran into. "Ahhhh! 'Three days from the present Victory!'" "three days ago Victory" shreiked when she saw "three days later Victory" eating an icecream cone. So "three days ago Victory" ran back into the time machine and went back to the present. "Good to be back!" said Victory, stepping out of the time machine. "Never mess with time, kids. You will ruin your lives." Victory said to a group of little kids watching her with scared eyes.
Rabbit: ... Wait... what? I'm lost.
Me: Hehehe... you should be. Back to the derpy story.
The little kids nodded, and Victory wandered off. Three days until I'm a derp agian. What to do until then...?" Victory wondered out loud. So she just took in the veiw of the world that she would have never seen as a derp. "Wow. The world is beautiful. Maybe... being a derp... is overrated..." Victory slapped herself. Being a derp is NOT overrated (because I know this)! So Victory then walked home and watched some funny cat videos on the internet. "This is the life..." Victory said, drinking some chocolate milk mixed with some sort of pop which actually tasted pretty good.
How will Victory live her limited underpy life? Find out in the next issue!
sKITTYCARPY.
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