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Posted: Fri, 03/10/2014 00:02 (10 Years ago)
Title: Issue 14
Victory lost track of time as it became 12:00 and she went to bed. She woke up the next morning and remembered that she is still not derpy. "This is gonna be a loooooooooong day." Victory said to herself as she got ready for the day. Suddenly, a marshmallow flew into her window. "What the...?" Victory wondered, picking up the marshmallow. She examined it and stuffed it in her pocket. So, when she was full ready for the day, she started reading a book. It was this story about a derpy girl who goes on adventures. When she read about four chapters, she set down her book and took a walk outside with Mouse in the beautiful sunshiny day. She noticed that there was an ice cream stand and bought two ice cream cones, one for herself, and one for Mouse. The two settled down on a bench. Mouse licked the creamy strawberry "liquidy" solid, thirsty. And Victory carefully ate her chocolate ice cream cone. She missed being a derp, but being a non derp was pretty enjoyable, too. When you are underpy, you can actually take in more good things about the world. But you can also take in the bad things. When you are a derp, you don't often worry about life and all the ups and downs in it. It seems like Victory had hardly even time to think when she had finished her ice cream cone. Mouse got up, stretched, and laid down on Victory's lap to take a nap. Victory was tired a well. So she carefully picked up Mouse and they went home. Victory fell right asleep on her soft bed.
I think my job is done. Wait until... THE NEXT ISSUE!!!
sKITTYCARPY.
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Posted: Sat, 18/10/2014 22:24 (10 Years ago)
Posted: Mon, 17/11/2014 17:40 (10 Years ago)
Title: Update plz!!
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Posted: Wed, 24/12/2014 20:14 (9 Years ago)
Title: Issue 15 (Christmas Special)
It was Christmas Eve for Victory, and even though there was no snow because she lived in one of those places when it's always warm and everyone who doesn't live there gets jealous because of how warm it is, everyone was in the holiday spirit. Everyone was buying presents for their loved ones. Even Victory, who was sending presents to Destiny and vice versa. Victory was giving Destiny some pretty (or, at least, it was pretty in Victory's eyes) dresses, some epic manga books, and some leaves. She was going to send the gifts on midnight. Until then, she deeper around while watching anime.
Rabbit: Of course. Derping. So predictable! She does nothing but derp! Make her do something underpy for once!
Me: Mind your own business. And no.
Then, it was officaly Christmas. Victory sent the presents and went to bed. Then, she woke up. She saw that she had presents under her Christmas tree. All from Destiny. How they got there, we don't know. But we do know this, Victory wishes you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year! :)
sKITTYCARPY.
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Posted: Wed, 24/12/2014 20:43 (9 Years ago)
Posted: Wed, 15/07/2015 04:12 (9 Years ago)
Posted: Wed, 15/07/2015 04:13 (9 Years ago)
Posted: Mon, 10/08/2015 15:24 (9 Years ago)
This is gud .o.
will probably add some, and also learn how to time
...e v e n t u a l l y
Posted: Tue, 11/08/2015 17:25 (9 Years ago)
"Summers and winters,
through snowy Decembers...
Sat by the water, close to the embers.
Missing out the lives that they once had before..."
~Willow-Jasmine Thompson
Posted: Thu, 13/08/2015 18:41 (9 Years ago)
Title: A Little Message From the Author...
I SHALL USE A REVIVE ON THE DERP STORIES. YES, I AM PLANNING TO BRING IT BACK NEXT WEDNESDAY. Just like old times. :,D
This might be a struggle for me, though. Recently, whenever I try to write a story, I've just been struggling. And it will probably be even harder with TDS because I've changed over the past few months. A lot. Some say I've become serverly depressed. Some claim I may have manic depression. Some declare I have ADHD. Some say I'm extreamly paranoid. A few may say I've gained something along the lines of schizophrenia. A couple of people say I have minor OCD. And a few even say that I've gone insane. Well, all I can say is, I DON'T and I'M NOT. Or at least, that's what the doctors said. Then again, it's been years since I last went to the doctor. BUT I'M GETTING OFF TOPIC. It may seem like I have these things because of teenagerhood, personal issues, bullies, etc. But these things are making my life harder and affecting how I do things, including my ideas for writing. So, if TDS appears less entertaining than it used to be, this is most likely the reason. And if it IS less entertaining for you, I apologize.
WELL, THIS POST SEEMS TO HAVE BECOME A DIARY OR SOMETHING. But yes. I am planning to be posting new issues starting next Wednesday. And hopefully autocorrect will stop changing "derp" to "deep". Pfffttt, "The Deep Stories". What does that even mean? XD And... I may or may not be planning to add new characters. >;3
SO GET YO BUTTZ READY. BECAUSE IT SHALL COME BACK. AND IF I DON'T POST A NEW ISSUE, YOU HAVE THE RIGJT TO KILL ME WITH YOGURT.
Now, I'm off to link this in a feed and then watch Naruto. And maybe ship Naruto yaoi. Or Naruto yuri. Or Naruto boy X girl. Or Naruto human X animal. Or Naruto ships with more than two characters in it. Or Naruto ships where there's just one character. Or maybe no Naruto ships at all! WE MAY NEVER KNOW.
Then I'll move onto Tamagotchi ships!!!! :,D
This is Allicat/Alli-kun/Slave-chan/Maid-chan or whatever the flip you call me shoving you in a maid dress, wishing you a good day, and signing off. FLOOF.
sKITTYCARPY.
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Posted: Thu, 13/08/2015 19:09 (9 Years ago)
New people? ewe
Posted: Thu, 13/08/2015 19:21 (9 Years ago)
Yey! :,D
will probably add some, and also learn how to time
...e v e n t u a l l y
Posted: Fri, 21/08/2015 00:05 (9 Years ago)
Title: Issue 16
SUDDENLY, PINEAPPLES. And Victory became a bloody shoelace. The end.
Rabbit: ... That's it? THAT'S IT?! YOU MADE THE NICE, FAITHFUL VEIWERS WAIT 7 MONTHS, AND THIS IS ALL YOU GIVE THEM?!
Me: Bro, I don't feel so well and I'm tired, what would you expect?
Rabbit: ... I really hate you, you know that?
Me: Yes, I do.
Rabbit: HERE, LEMME FINISH THIS CRAPPY STORY.
Me: I thought you were going to say, "HERE, LEMME TAKE A SELFIE."
Rabbit: SHADDUP.
So then, Victory shoelaced around her flipping house. After shoelacing around her flipping house, she shoelaced around the flipping house some more. Then, she shoelaced her way outside and to the not-so-flipping hotdog stand. "GIMME A SAAALLAAADDDDD." Victory shouted to the not-so-flipping hotdog man. MWEHEHEHEHEEE. "Sorry, can't you read the not-so-flipping sign? It says we can't serve flipping bloody shoelaces. It states that we can only serve not-so-flipping ones. Go back to your flipping home." Defeated, Victory shoelaced back flipping home.
Me: Why do you keep saying "flipping"?
Rabbit: Because I'm cleaning up the language for the young audiences.
Me: Pffff you're no fun.
Rabbit: GO FLIPPING FLIP YOURSELF YOU FLIPPING FLIP FLIPPING FLIPFACE I NEVER FLIPPING ASKED YOU.
Me: Language.
Rabbit: Go die.
Me: I wish I could.
Rabbit: The why don't you?
Me: Because I'm too lazy to die.
Rabbit: Whatever...
After shoelacing back flipping home, Victory died. Le end.
Me: I KNEW I SHOULDN'T'VE TRUSTED YOU WITH THE DUTY OF BEING AN AUTHOR.
Rabbit: MWEHEHEHEHEHE.
Me: YOU HAD ONE JOB. ONE. FLIPPING. JOB.
Rabbit: LANGUAGE.
Me: I KILL YOU.
Rabbit: PFFFFF YEA RI-
Me: *Throws rabbit out the window*
Rabbit: AHH, MY SOLAR PLEXUS!!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT FLIPPING ISSUE.
sKITTYCARPY.
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Posted: Fri, 21/08/2015 00:13 (9 Years ago)
CAN'T BREATHE!
LAUGHING SO HARD!
Posted: Fri, 21/08/2015 01:37 (9 Years ago)