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Urgh... I think I am going to be sick. All the baker has been doing for about five minutes is roll, squish back up, and roll me out again. My perfect slim bread body is getting... bigger.
Well, I guess not bigger, but you get the horrible, horrible picture.
Finally, after about another century of spinning, he was satisfied. He sprinkled flour all over me, and the kneaded me. Kneading is different from rolling, it feels like a very aggressive (or ecstatic!) masseuse.
Too bad it didn't last forever. He plopped me on to a freezing cold pan, then put me in a freaking over. Cold or hot? MAKE UP YOUR MIND! I didn't really mind though, I was getting an awesome tan.
So, he pulled me out and I was all beautiful, golden and toasty warm. He put me into a glass case so I could show off the other, lamer bread. But this old lady waltzed in and bought me. BOUGHT ME!
So, she stuffed me into this really smelly bag and jumped on to something that felt like a horse. It bumped. A lot.
She threw the bag somewhere and then ran away somewhere. I dunno where, I couldn't see through the bag.
After a day or two, she came back and began to eat me. I'm just going to stop there.

Saturday Night Fright

Sitting on a rock, 11 year old Luna cast her fishing line again, looking at the vast ocean that covered the Island Zone, inside the Digital World. Sighing, she felt a small tug on her line, and she stared at it, wondering if it was a fragment of her imagination. Suddenly, Luna was pulled underwater, and she desperately tired to fight the strong undercurrent, before two paws grabbed her waist and dragged her up to the surface. Breaking the surface, Luna gasped for air and started swimming towards the shore, looking behind her to see her partner Digimon, Lekismon follow her. Crawling onto dry ground, Luna sprawled on the grass, chest heaving. Lekismon flopped down beside her, his fur all damp and wet. “The hell was dat?” He asked, in his strong London accent. “I dunno.” Luna gasped. “But I saw a ghost like thing.” “Yer just delusional. Swallowed too much water I’d reckon.” Lekismon grunted, sitting up. “Common, let’s go get a fire going.” A few minutes later, the pair was sitting around a fire, drying off. Wearing only her red tank top and jeans, Luna sighed. “Tomorrow were heading to that old church we saw yesterday Kay? We’ve rested enough.” “Fine wid me, luvvie. You lead, I’d follow.”Lekismon replied, lying down on the ground. “Ah don’t know ‘bout ya, but I’m getting some shut eye, so g’night to y’all.” Smiling faintly, Luna also laid down. “Good night Lekkie.”

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Waking up, Luna squinted at the bright sun, and then at Lekismon, who was still sleeping, which was quite unusual. Lekismon was usually up earlier than her. Walking over to him, Luna gently lifted his ear and then yelled. “Wake Up Lekkie!” Lekismon’s gloved hand whacked Luna and Lekismon sat up, groaning. “Don’t have ta do dat, luvvie.” He muttered, standing up. Luna smirked. “Well, Mr. Sleepy Ears, while you were sprawled on the ground doing nothing, I went out and got us something to eat.” Producing a package wrapped, in leaves, Lekismon’s eyes lit up. “Well, what a jolly god moon you are. Ah think that I taught yeh some important life skills.” Grabbing the package, Lekismon unwrapped it and started munching the berries, chewing thoughtfully. “Hmm… night’s falling early.” Looking up at the Sky, Luna noticed that the sun was already setting. “No way.” She breathed. “The sun just rose like 5 minutes ago!” “Well, Ah think we’d better move to that church. Might be a tad safer there.” Lekismon grunted, dusting his paws. “Common Luvvie. We got a sermon to hear.” Snorting ruefully, Luna followed her digimon, glancing at the darkening sky. Noticing that Lekismon was way ahead of her, Luna scrambled to catch up with her partner.