"Though if it comes down to exorcising my sister, I'll sock you in
the face instead of helping you there, remember that." Max told him
with a hard look, like he knew Dean was talking about it, when he
really didn't. Max guessed Dean was, 'cause he'd said things
similar when Melina was being rude.
Some people need a high five. In the face. With a chair. Made of
steel. Covered in acid. On fire. Three times.
Max looked at Sam and said, "I didn't think I'd find anyone
stranger than Dean. You guys are weird, y'know that?" Then he
looked off to the side and saw Rhea. "Oh no, not her."
"Hi Max, miss me?" Rhea asked with a little smile.
"Dean, ditch her while you still can, you have time. I waited too
long, ditch her while you can. Would save you lots of trouble, just
dump her." Max advised Dean. (She's Max's ex.)
Some people need a high five. In the face. With a chair. Made of
steel. Covered in acid. On fire. Three times.
"Max, don't speak ill about my crush, I'm not sure if we're
girlfriend and boyfriend yet." Dean told Max. "Think of what you'd
do to me if I spoke ill about Melina, and imagine it twice worse."
"I'm Rhea's ex, I'm speaking from experience. She cheated on me
with another guy and his brother." Max replied. "By the way, you're
not strong enough for it to be twice as worse. Face it Dean, you're
weak compared to me. I'm just giving you advice." Max replied.
Some people need a high five. In the face. With a chair. Made of
steel. Covered in acid. On fire. Three times.
"Why do you think Melina doesn't like her? Yeah, she's my ex.
She'll cheat on you with your brother and possibly another guy
who's better looking in her books. Also, Sam isn't strong enough to
do much either compared to me, I could squash his head in the time
it would take for him to land a kick on me." Max replied.
Some people need a high five. In the face. With a chair. Made of
steel. Covered in acid. On fire. Three times.
"Okay, fine! Let's do it your way! But next time you get kidnapped,
I won't be the one carrying your ass back to camp!" Dean said,
sitting back down, "Idjit..." He mumbled.
"Next time I get kidnapped, you won't be carrying me back to camp,
unless you wanna bring a corpse back with you. Also, I don't intend
to get kidnapped again, so let's not talk about that." Max said.
"I'm going to sleep." Then he fell asleep.
Some people need a high five. In the face. With a chair. Made of
steel. Covered in acid. On fire. Three times.
Melina appeared, snuck up behind Dean, and said "Boo!" as loudly
and as scarily as she could. She was trying not to laugh, and
succeeded in not laughing.
Some people need a high five. In the face. With a chair. Made of
steel. Covered in acid. On fire. Three times.
Dean jumped, he turned around and saw Melina, "I'd exorcise you for
that... if I knew how, you b*tch!" He yelled, he ignored the fact
that Melina had no corperal form, and tried to strangle her.
Sam got up and pulled Dean away from Melina, "Dean, you're acting
like a toddler." He said, holding Dean down.
Melina finally composed herself, but was smiling from it all.
"Well, gotta play a prank sometime, you forget I'm still a high
school student sometimes Dean. Also, listen to your cute brother,
he's much more mature anyways, if not a bit too overprotective. But
I understand overprotective brothers quite well, so it's okay. Got
it cutie?" She winked at Sam.
Some people need a high five. In the face. With a chair. Made of
steel. Covered in acid. On fire. Three times.