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Posted: Sat, 31/10/2015 00:27 (9 Years ago)
Here's one of mine:
me: Italy: Ciao! I'm Italy!! Ve....Have you seen Germany or Japan?
CB: Linas.
me: Italy: Linas?? Ve....I've never heard of a Linas before....Have you seen Ludwig Beilschmidt, or Kiku Honda?
CB: Apparently not lol I'm confused.
me: Italy: What about my fratello, Romano?
CB: I don't know, have you seen the Harry Potter movies?
me: Italy: No, I havent...What about big brother France? Have you seen him?
CB: I have a brother and a sister. What is your brother's name?
me: Italy: Romano!
CB: Romano is best with spain I think.
me: Italy: Ve...? Spain..? Didn't Spain raise Romano?
CB: Get away from me, Spain!
me: Italy: B-But I'm North Italy!!!
CB: South Italy's name is?
me: Italy: Lovino, Romano, Vargas
CB: Romano loves Spain.
me: Italy: Romano does....??
CB: Why doesn't Alfred like my cooking?
me: Italy: ...Ve?? England? What are you doing here?
CB: Oh, I was just checking in on germany.
me: Italy: Ve!! Germany? Where is he?
CB: Then why don't you just kiss him already, italy?
me: Italy: *blushes* Ve..? I.....Um....*blushes even more*.
CB: *giggles* slave, you're cute when you blush.
me: Italy: V-Ve!!! I'M NOT A SLAVE!!! *looks around* GERMANYY!!!!
CB: Correct, the answer is Italy, Germany, and Japan.
me: Italy: *smiles* You know who we are?
CB: You are the that does not know me. Not that your diminutive thinking can comprehend that.
me: Italy: Huh??
CB: That is none of your concern.
me: Italy: Alright! ...Have you seen Romano? Or France?
CB: No, I don't really like Taylor swift.
Posted: Sat, 31/10/2015 17:56 (9 Years ago)
Title: Japan (Hetalia) And Cleverbot
'me: Japan: Koni'chiwa.
Cleverbot: What does konichiwa mean?
me: Japan: It means 'Hello'.
Cleverbot: Okay then, gutenmorgan!
me: Japan: I'm afraid I do not know what gutenmorgan means.
Cleverbot: What do you believe in?
me: Japan: Japanese Mythology.
Cleverbot: What kind of mythology?
me: Japan: Youkai, Kotoamatsukami, Kuniumi and Kamiumi, Kitsune, Those sorts of things.
Cleverbot: I didn't say anything about Japan.
me: Japan: But, You asked what mythology I believe in. So, I told you.
Cleverbot: No, I asked you a very specific question, A question that had nothing to do with milk.
me: Japan: Neither of us had mentioned milk. *looks over shoulder* I think Germany and Italy are trying to find me again..
Cleverbot: *reads the note on the box* it says, DO NOT OPEN! Whatever you do, DO NOT OPEN THIS BOX!
me: Japan: I had no intentions of opening the box.
Cleverbot: Really? I thought sharing information was your purpose.
me: Japan: No. I am a country. Speaking of, America is holding a world meeting later...
Cleverbot: I don't have anyone that I'm in love with if that's what you mean.
me: Japan: ..That reminds me, Have you seen America anywhere?
Cleverbot: Yes, I see the movies, they are great.
me: Japan: ........
Cleverbot: Japan is an island country off the coast of China.
me: Japan: I know. China helped raise me for this matter.
Cleverbot: Usually, I use the clock on my computer... Oh, the irony.
me: Japan: Do you have any manga?
Cleverbot: How do you know I'm a dude?
me: Japan: I never mentioned gender.......Have you seen any cats around lately?
Cleverbot: You have mentioned Daniel and Andreas.
me: Japan: *taps foot* Have you seen Feliciano Vargas, Ludwig Beilschmidt, or Alfred F. Jones?
Cleverbot: Yes I have. Why have you seen them a lot of times if you think they're stupid?
me: Japan: ....I get along well with them, and wouldn't use such a word to define them.
Cleverbot: I can't sleep because I'm thinking about a girl.
me: Japan: Which girl? I may be able to help.
CB: I don't think you can help. This homework is for my Missions and Evangelism class.
me: Japan: I thought you had said you couldn't sleep because you where thinking about a girl...?
CB: I'm not a computer, but you are. Always remember what you are.
me: Japan: But I am a country.
CB: You are a computer, made by a human.
me: Japan: I'm A country. And speaking of which, I HAVE A WORLD MEETING TO ATTEND TO. Sayonara!
CB: But the minerals and space dust- they are made of regular matter?
me: Japan: *stops and turns to look at you* I'm unsure..
I was enchanted to meet you.
Japan: Just Be Friends. I do not any romantic interests in you.
CB: It depends, I'm easily bought. Do you plan to bring me flowers?
me: Japan: N-Nani?I Īe, watashi wa shimasen!
CB: Well then, you may have the second option.'
This is the rest of our conversation
Posted: Sat, 31/10/2015 18:11 (9 Years ago)
Title: Part of a Conversation
User: Hello :P.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I only said hello.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes i did.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Courtney (or as I spell it sometimes, Courtknee).
Cleverbot: I thought you were BEN?
User: Why would I be Ben?
Cleverbot: You should have done that.
User: The heck?
Cleverbot: Don't go to sleep you don't wake up.
User: I wasn't planning on it...?
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Posted: Sat, 31/10/2015 18:15 (9 Years ago)
Posted: Tue, 03/11/2015 18:34 (9 Years ago)
In summary, I was convinced CB was a certain
Short summary- A is me:
A
C: Do I what?
A: Do you know a place called Hidden Land?
C: You are nowhere.
A: Now you're confusing me. You still are quite mysterious. And how was I able to get flashes in my mind of what you were gonna say twice?
C: I was talking to you the whole time.
A: Huh?
C: Yes.
will probably add some, and also learn how to time
...e v e n t u a l l y
Posted: Tue, 03/11/2015 18:35 (9 Years ago)