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Posted: Fri, 24/05/2024 14:04 (6 Months ago)
I've tried it out, and it didn't happened with me. ignore first images; for PH Times.

the fix might take a long while. The 101 questionnaire:
"Have you tried to empty your cache?"
"Are you sure it's not only you?"
"Have you done something to the codes? 🚔"
"What if your device double clicks without your okay and you might not be able to fix?"
"What do you mean by my foolery with the website made it hard for others? Ever thought it might be just you?"

Jokes aside, is it possible for you to screenrecord your screen? or use a different device to record your screen to show that a simple click (don't show yourself. just the screen should be enough) indeed takes 200 chips away?



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Posted: Fri, 24/05/2024 12:51 (6 Months ago)
So cute!!

Das gibt mir Ideen. *steals idea*

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Posted: Fri, 24/05/2024 10:55 (6 Months ago)
Hello Buddha- I would like to buy a commission!!
Your Username : Absbor
What shall I draw for you : Puckpuck, extra details and TH link.
What do you want : a fullbody, shaded, 150x150 sized, plushie form of Puckpuck
(if it's not possible, a simple 150x150, fullbody and flat)

Price you pay : 64 000PD (or 62 000 PD)
Tips? : don't know yet
Extra? : by any questions, comments, confusions, etc - my pms and palpad are open. May I also see a WIP to pinpoint possible misunderstandings in the art piece?




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Posted: Thu, 23/05/2024 20:13 (6 Months ago)
Suuuper cute! Bebbsy could work as a name too (in my opinion). Millie is nice as well

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Posted: Wed, 22/05/2024 14:12 (6 Months ago)


Flashing Hearts version:


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Posted: Tue, 21/05/2024 20:40 (6 Months ago)
oh my Arceus, you chibified them xD



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Posted: Tue, 21/05/2024 11:27 (6 Months ago)
Die sind sooo süß und gut gemacht!!



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Posted: Tue, 21/05/2024 11:04 (6 Months ago)




for the charity project


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Posted: Mon, 20/05/2024 07:59 (6 Months ago)

Title: Badges

You obtained a new badge (The perfect Berry)!
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Wow, your berrygarden looks marvelous! And look at that, is that a berry on Level 100? Woah!


You obtained a new badge (Search for gold)!
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Rumbling has many advantages. One of them is finding lots of Pokédollar! This badge proves a great find of more than 2,500 Pokédollar.


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Posted: Sun, 19/05/2024 18:15 (6 Months ago)

Welcome back to the PH times~ :D










19/05/24 || Issue #222 || Editors: Absbor & BoomBoy



“I might now seem superior in knowledge compared to you. However, I'm certain that one day your knowledge is going to surpass mine.“

~ Unknown





We’ve reached 250 000 registered users! In order to celebrate it, PokeHeroes is giving free Retro Duckletts with a letter¹ to people who have registered before Monday, made interactions count 4x on Tuesday, 3x on Wednesday and 2x on Thursday.
The next milestone is supposingly at 10 billion total interactions. Do you think, we can reach the goal?

¹





A new event distribution appeared on Monday the 13th May and stays until the 23 of May! From contest winner Fionna!



Weird clouds have been popping up here and there. Shall we take a closer look at them?

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Solaris

Renebula

Cloudion



To get them, you first have to earn 4 700 points, 6 500 more (11 200) and finally 9 6000 (20 800).





Since forever, there’s been a bug with the rumble mission. When sending an Eevee that isn’t simply an Eevee (i.e. events), the program fails to recognize it as an Eevee and stops functioning.
In recent times, Riako has been trying to fix it and prevent non-pure-Eevees from being able sent on such rumble missions.
In the meantime: don’t commit the same mistake.




The trades with Leah had been updated. Visually more pleasing, but not only that! You can also exchange multiple at the same time.
A comparison before and after:





Plus the rod bug has been fixed. You should be able to use your fishing rod again. :- )






Congratulations to the top 3 Bug Hatching Contest Winners of May!
Quote from socks3rd Place

317 Points!

Quote from momalia2nd Place

318 Points!

Quote from RedFarlon641st Place

321 Points!






We’re still searching for news/article writers. If you want to get a payment of 20k for each article you write, send a PM to me. This has to include an example of how you would write a news article. Old writers who have worked for the PH Times before just need to give me a quick heads up over palpad.

-> Team talking happens over in a palpad group
-> Be ready all the time or whenever new content happens (roughly every 2 weeks once)
-> If you need to take a break (due to personal reasons, etc), tell me so that I can plan ahead (don’t just vanish)




Weekly Fun Fact


Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D

Turns out there's a retro which can breed; the retro style Ducklett. It only breeds normal Duckletts tho. This begs the question of whether it's done on purpose or not; since there's normally no retro Ducklett as all Pokémon are in black & white style.
(dear Riako, please don't take this opportunity away)

Source: Nymphrasis








Writer: Absbor

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It's Gulpin!

Its japanese name is “ゴクリン” (Gokulin)
Gulpin is known as the “Stomach lot” Pokémon
Typing: (Poison)
Ability: Liquid Ooze | Sticky Hold
Hidden Ability: Gluttony
Evolution Line:
-- 26-->

Sex: 50% | 50%
Egg group: Amorphous
EHP: 5,355
Pokédex Entry: Almost all of its body is its stomach. Its harsh digestive juices quickly dissolve anything it swallows.







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You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.

1. This Pokémon gulps in lots.

2. This Pokémon swallows lots.
3. A piranha Pokémon of the type dark.



Answers from last time:

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1. Volbeat
2. Illumise
3. Mega Sharpedo


These were the respondents from the last paper:

- Berrypass 2/3
- Hipsterpotamus 3/3








By BoomBoy

Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.











People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
-
imgur dot com and ibb dot co are good sites to upload images, because you don't need to make an account








What are your thoughts and opinions about the paper? Send Absbor a Private Message and we will show it in the next paper. You can also tell us to leave your name out if you feel uncomfortable about publishing too.






Send us your art so we can post it here! The ownership is still with the artists, and we will not use it for anything. This is just to advertise your art. We will use proper credits and provide exposure to the artist, so we hope you participate in this.









Want to look into your future?

Editor: Absbor












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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Emotional energy will build on the 19th and 20th, making it paramount to have sufficient outlets. Focus on diet, fitness, and carving out a spot that makes you feel comfortable and offers insight into your next move, project, or learning escapade. Put more thought into your financial situation on the 21st and 22nd, and you’ll devise a plan to help cut your overhead without giving up the things you love most. Organization, planning, and following through will deter unwanted drama at home or work. Pay attention to your health and well-being on the 23rd, 24th, and 25th. Don’t take a risk that can result in insult or injury. Protect yourself, your possessions, and your reputation. Keep the peace, and choose love over Discord.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Refrain from pulling out your credit card on the 19th and 20th. Emotional purchases will lead to regret. Focus on bringing money in, not throwing it away. Align yourself with sensible friends encouraging you to strive for personal and financial stability. Look around you on the 21st and 22nd, and you’ll discover a path that offers unique lessons to make your life easier and more fulfilling. Peace, love, and happiness are within reach, and opportunity is apparent. Don’t allow an emotional roadblock to stand in your way on the 23rd, 24th, and 25th. It’s up to you to establish what you want and how to turn your wishes into a reality. Let your imagination lead the way, but your intuition and common sense keep you out of trouble.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Dial it up a notch on the 19th and 20th and take care of your responsibilities. Put pressure where necessary to get the assistance you need to get ahead. Check out what’s trending and adjust your skills and knowledge to ensure you are competitive in areas that can make a difference to your financial intake. Focus on investments, medical issues, and contracts on the 21st and 22nd. Reach out to an expert and consider your next move. A purchase, domestic move, or professional change looks promising. Learning something new on the 23rd, 24th, and 25th or adding a trendy spin to how you look or what you do will separate you from the crowd. A unique opportunity will encourage better relationships with people who matter to you.




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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Do research on the 19th and 20th before you change your plans or move. Look for cost-efficient alternative methods and encourage you to make choices you can live with for a long time. Do whatever it takes to stabilize your position within personal or business relationships on the 21st and 22nd. An opportunity to do something unique will change the way you think and do things moving forward. Love, romance, and a physical or attitude adjustment will boost your confidence. Stay on top of medical and financial situations on the 23rd, 24th, and 25th. Know when to say no, and don’t be afraid to move on alone if necessary to get matters under control. Trust your instincts.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Explore what’s available in your community on the 19th and 20th that will encourage a healthier lifestyle. Contact people who can endorse a qualified individual or establishment to help you rectify a problem. A chance to learn something new will enrich your life and point you in a unique direction. Refrain from lending or borrowing on the 21st and 22nd. Joint ventures aren’t in your best interest. Focus on personal and professional improvement and gains that benefit you directly. Follow your gut, and don’t be afraid to make a last-minute adjustment. You’ll have a change of heart on the 23rd, 24th, and 25th due to the restrictions you face or the emotional stress someone causes. Retreat, rethink, and check your motives before retaliating. Choose your partners wisely.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Get out and about on the 19th and 20th. What you contribute to a group or cause you care about will significantly impact you more than bickering with someone close to you who doesn’t see things your way. Explore and expand your vision and follow your heart, and you will discover peace of mind and personal joy. You’ll pick up extraordinary information on the 21st and 22nd if you attend a function that appeals to you. Traveling, learning, and joining forces with like-minded people will help you make a positive lifestyle choice. You’ll be caught off guard on the 23rd, 24th, and 25th by someone trying to dazzle you with fancy words and extravagant plans. Consider what’s best for you before someone takes advantage of you.



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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Think before you act on the 19th and 20th. It will be easy to let your emotions take over and mess things up when dealing with a friend, lover, or business partner. Listen carefully and verify the information. Consider your choices before you proceed. Make plans to get organized on the 21st and 22nd. A change at home will improve your life and meaningful relationships. An opportunity to make a financial gain looks promising. Put your heart into getting fit on the 23rd, 24th, and 25th. Improve your diet, get involved in physical activities that help you gain strength, and have the courage to say no to people and offers that aren’t in your best interest. Make physical improvements that lift your spirits and encourage personal gains.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: An open mind will lead to new beginnings on the 19th and 20th. Learn all you can and initiate changes that encourage you to expand your interests and take the road leading to something that excites you. Hard work will pay off. Be open to suggestions on the 21st and 22nd, but don’t be a follower. A change of location will pique your imagination and point you in a new and exciting direction. Romance is on the rise. Refuse to let anyone rain on your parade on the 23rd, 24th, and 25th. Own the stage and make yourself heard and clear regarding your intentions. Stifle anyone trying to manipulate you to head in a direction that suits them better than you. Demand respect.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: Emotions will surface on the 19th and 20th if you get involved in a joint venture or legal matter. Listen carefully and prepare your defense before verbally dueling with someone trying to exploit you. You’ll have plenty to think about on the 21st and 22nd. Put together a budget and plan that suits your financial and emotional needs. Think outside the box, and you’ll come up with a plan that will bring in extra cash or help you lower your overhead. Don’t sign up for something on the 23rd, 24th, and 25th that benefits someone else more than you. Put your energy where it counts, and do something to make your life better. Personal improvements will turn out better than anticipated.




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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: Emotions will surface on the 19th and 20th if you or someone close to you becomes demanding. Search for alternatives conducive to making you and those close to you happy about the outcome. Using force will end in rejection. Opportunity is present on the 21st and 22nd. Know what you want and present your case to friends, relatives, or your partner, and progress will unfold. Seal the deal with an outing that brings everyone involved in your plans closer together. Uncertainty will develop on the 23rd, 24th, and 25th if you allow someone to use emotional tactics to twist your thinking. Do your research and prepare to forge ahead once everything is in place. Celebrate with someone you love, and enjoy the moment.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Pressure will build on the 19th and 20th if you get into deep discussions regarding touchy matters. Be a good listener, don’t agree or disagree, absorb, and consider your options carefully. Channel your energy, blow off steam, and give yourself a chance to digest your options. A novel opportunity will spark your imagination on the 21st and 22nd. Review and reset your timeline to fit what you want to pursue. A change may be necessary, but take the time to explore the possibilities and put everything in place to make your transition seamless. Put your energy where it counts on the 23rd, 24th, and 25th. Personal improvements focusing on better health will encourage you to follow through with your plans and overcome any interference you encounter.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: Refuse to let life’s little annoyances get to you on the 19th and 20th. Focus on the people and things that bring out the best in you, and forego any invitations that make you edgy or uncomfortable. Base your life choices on your needs, not what others want. Connect to like-minded people on the 21st and 22nd by joining groups or organizations that resonate with you. Offering your skills, experience, or knowledge will position you for success, making worthwhile connections, and feeling good about yourself and what you offer. Someone will try to take advantage of you on the 23rd, 24th, and 25th. Let your intuition lead the way, and don’t be afraid to walk away from a situation that isn’t in your best interest.
















This week's joke:



😹😂🤣

Thank you to all who sent jokes! If you also want to send a joke, feel free to send a private message/palpad to Absbor. :-D
Randomly found jokes will be used in the meanwhile. This wall is purely meant for entertainment. ;-)








When is your Birthday? Tell Absbor via private messages, so we can celebrate it by adding it to the list! ヾ(。・ω・)シ (there’s simply no way us knowing them)

🎂This paper's birthday people were:
- 8th May pepper654 & ~Tengan~
- 9th May Jaeger
- 13th May Cardboard_Spaghetti
- 18th May Crescendo


Shower them with lots of love~ ❤








We can advertise shops, contests, giveaways, etc. It is 10k PD for advertisement of an already scripted one. We can also script it for you for just 5k PD extra! If you want to advertise, shoot Absbor a private message! (Please put scripted ads between code brackets )
Note: The money sent to us has to be at least 10kPD. Meaning the tax is on top of the 10kPD.
vs








Looking for sponsors to help us maintain this. Donations will be used strictly for the newspaper. It can be anything, from pd to even free pieces of art. It can also be articles from talented writers.

If it's money send a Gift to Absbor; if it's fanart send them as PMs to the respective people~


♥ And the juiciest kiss to all that have participated in the #PHTimesSupport ♥







Any questions, concerns, comments, suggestions or even violent reactions, just message us.





When we made P.H. Times, we had done it with a dream of uniting the entire user-base and being a platform for public discussions for users. Feeds of all users may not always be noticed. Have a story to share? Want to talk about something? PM me the article and we will publish it! We look forward to listening from you!!

Do you have an idea how the Ph Times could expand? OR just a cool idea to share with the crew? Contact me! I will be more than happy to hear about your ideas!






Accepting sponsors and donations.
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PH Times welcoming square by Absbor
Art banners (who's that pokemon, astrological art and the art wall banners) by Furret
Emera Square Banner and puzzle Banner by Rice
Thanks to amitlu89 from Deviantart for the 'Who's that pokemon' template.
Birthday picture from KayVeeDee on deviantart.
Thanks to Dragonflycave's sprite generator, Bulbapedia, Pokémon Showdown and PokeHeroes for the sprites and art.
(At one time, PokeHeroes staff said they’re working together with the Pokémon Showdown team.)
Word arts were made from Picasion and Cool Text
Information on 'The Pokemon Of The Week' & Pokémon Quiz taken from Pokeheroes Pokedex, PokéWiki and Bulbapedia.
Some Quotes from Good Reads, BrainyQuotes and generally Google search ups.
Information from the horoscope taken from Eugenia Last


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Posted: Fri, 17/05/2024 10:06 (6 Months ago)
schon im Guide nachgeschaut?



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Posted: Mon, 13/05/2024 14:36 (6 Months ago)


Let's goooo! My MS Paint editing skills reached the level of my Original Content Label being taken away. 🤘😹



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Posted: Fri, 10/05/2024 20:12 (6 Months ago)
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Posted: Sun, 28/04/2024 12:03 (6 Months ago)

Welcome back to the PH times~ :D










28/04/24 || Issue #221 || Editors: Absbor & BoomBoy



“Khekhekhekhe, welcome at my wheel of fortune, young trainer! But step back: This game center game is reserved exclusively for Pokémon—not for humans,[...]“

~ Milcery at the Wheel of Fortune











A new update for the badges came out:
1) the visuals have been improved.
2) You finally know which set you are currently viewing.
3) Clicking on the greyed out areas will give you hints on how to obtain it.
And finally, 4) a statistic will show how many other users have collected the same badge as you in percentage.







From the 1st of April to the 15th of April, Riako joined the Medal Rally and tried to battle it out with fellow users.





It's the second half of April and it looks like this:







It's Earth Day! To celebrate our beautiful planet on which we live - new planetarium Eeveelutions have been found.
I'm positive they are related to Solar Eevee . The first sphere is reachable at 3 500 event points and the next one after another 6 300 (9 800 altogether). Let's take a look at them, shall we?



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Eartheon



Uraneon


















Congratulations to the top 3 Bug Hatching Contest Winners!
Quote from Fionna3rd Place

351 Points!

Quote from Pixer2nd Place

355 Points!

Quote from EchelonRose1st Place

382 Points!





The Beauty Contest in April, Ground type Pokémon had their chance to show off in the theme of “Stay in Bed”. Congratulations to the top 3 winners!

Quote from WinnersThird place goes to

with a 8.31 Rating
by Lorry14

Second place goes to

with a 8.40 Rating
by auroradragon93

First place goes to

with a 8.84 Rating
by Feena






We’re still searching for news/article writers. If you want to get a payment of 20k for each article you write, send a PM to me. This has to include an example of how you would write a news article. Old writers who have worked for the PH Times before just need to give me a quick heads up over palpad.

-> Team talking happens over in a palpad group
-> Be ready all the time or whenever new content happens (roughly every 2 weeks once)
-> If you need to take a break (due to personal reasons, etc), tell me so that I can plan ahead (don’t just vanish)




Weekly Fun Fact


Everytime a new PH Times comes out, we also give you a fact! They can be knowledgeable or funny or even both at the same time. Have fun! :D

The original Sprite (i.e. from GSC) of shiny Bellossom comes nearer to the normal colors of Vileplum.

Source: Pokewiki








Writer: Absbor

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It's Mega Sharpedo!

Its japanese name is “メガ サメハダー” (Mega Samehader)
Mega Sharpedo is known as the “Brutal” Pokémon
Typing: (Water Dark)
Ability: Strong Jaw
Hidden Ability: /
Evolution Line:
-- 30--> -- 50-->

Sex: 50% | 50%
Egg group: Water 2
EHP: 5,355
Pokédex Entry: The spines sprouting from its head are transformed fangs. If they're injured or broken off, the spines will regenerate countless times.







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You should palpad Absbor the Answer. :-D
No penalties if you get them wrong! Send all your guesses at the same time and don’t look it up; cheating is not funny! So, good luck and have fun!! Ends on Sunday, until the next paper gets uploaded.

1.This firefly is red and its butt glows.

2. This firefly is purple and gets attracted towards the light.
3. The spines formed into fangs upon this shark's evolution. The yellow scars are from past experiences.



Answers from last time:

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1. Plusle
2. Togedamaru
3. Minun


These were the respondents from the last paper:

- Berrypass 3/3








By BoomBoy

Complete these Pokémon-themed sudokus!! Answers will be revealed next week. You can take a screenshot of your attempt and send it to the editor-in-chief Absbor, to have your name featured in the next issue! Find the answers to last issue's sudoku linked under this week's, inside the spoilers.











People who were brave enough to send their attempts in:
-
imgur dot com and ibb dot co are good sites to upload images, because you don't need to make an account








What are your thoughts and opinions about the paper? Send Absbor a Private Message and we will show it in the next paper. You can also tell us to leave your name out if you feel uncomfortable about publishing too.






Send us your art so we can post it here! The ownership is still with the artists, and we will not use it for anything. This is just to advertise your art. We will use proper credits and provide exposure to the artist, so we hope you participate in this.









Want to look into your future?

Editor: Absbor












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January 20 - February 18
AQUARIUS: Talk to experts, learn, and implement a plan that will stabilize your life on the 28th, 29th, and 30th. Use your power of persuasion, charm, and intelligence to get others to see things your way. Distance. Yourself from indulgent people and excessive behavior. If something doesn’t feel right, take a pass. Personal growth and physical improvement are favored. Don’t follow the crowd on the 1st and 2nd; follow your heart and your intuition. Be upfront about how you feel, what your intentions are, and how you plan to move forward. Love is on the rise. Keep your eye on what’s happening around you on the 3rd and 4th. Gather facts, costs, and whether you want to participate. Put your energy where it will bring you the highest return.
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February 19 - March 20
PISCES: Know who your people are and pull them into your circle on the 28th, 29th, and 30th to ensure you get the best and most effective help possible. Refuse to let emotional arguments throw you off your guard. Listen to complaints, assess the logistics of what you hear, and adjust your plans accordingly. Money problems will surface on the 3rd and 4th if you get poor financial advice or you sign up for a joint venture. Say no to temptation and pie-in-the-sky ideas that can leave you cash-poor. If you feel someone is pressuring you, distance yourself. Let your actions speak for you on the 3rd and 4th. Express your feelings and intentions by doing something loving and kind. Romance is favored.
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March 21 - April 19
ARIES: Keep your thoughts to yourself on the 28th, 29th, and 30th. Don’t make a fuss or create drama. Sharing information before doing sufficient research will put you in a vulnerable position. Go about your business and look for opportunities that help you complete your mission. Put your energy where it counts on the 1st and 2nd. Lend a helping hand and make contributions that encourage saving, lowering your overhead, and bringing in additional cash. Don’t put pressure on yourself or those around you. Time is on your side, and a well-thought-out plan is in your best interest. Put your plan in motion on the 3rd and 4th, and the path to victory will become clear. Don’t take a risk with your health or your reputation.




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April 20 - May 20
TAUROS: Learn as you go on the 28th, 29th, and 30th. Engage in conversations that offer a different point of view and can maximize your ability to recognize new possibilities. Be receptive to change and search for a way to expand your interests and get others to endorse and support your ideas. Dig in, and don’t stop until you are satisfied with your results. Do your own thing on the 1st and 2nd. A warry approach to interference, aggressive dialogue, or action will help you side-step a costly mistake. Don’t overreact; a simple no will suffice. You are sitting in a good position on the 3rd and 4th. Personal gains, self-improvement, and working toward a goal that can change your life are favored. Romance is on the rise.
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May 21 - June 20
GEMINI: Money, emotions, and contracts require distancing on the 28th, 29th, and 30th if you intend to avoid trouble. When in doubt, ask an expert to verify your thoughts and intentions before proceeding. Time is on your side, and new information that can impact your next move will surface. Gather the facts and prepare to deter anyone who tries to pressure you. Be smart and safe. Be resourceful on the 1st and 2nd, and you’ll recognize how to protect yourself from being swept into the current of what’s trending politically and financially. Do your own thing on the 3rd and 4th and avoid emotional conflict with someone hiding sensitive information. When in doubt, sit tight, take notes, and avoid getting involved in aggressive action, protests, and other people’s business.
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June 21 - July 22
CANCER: Put emotions aside on the 28th, 29th, and 30th. Your mission is to stay focused on your achievements and refuse to let others interfere with your train of thought. Let your creativity shine and boldly show everyone how original and daring you can be when you let your imagination take over. Don’t shortchange yourself by backing down or letting someone take over. Listen, learn, and evaluate on the 1st and 2nd until you get a clear picture of whatever situation you face. Don’t let anyone take advantage of you or bully their way into your territory. You’ll gain insight into new possibilities on the 3rd and 4th. Take the initiative, launch your ideas and skills, and show everyone what you have to offer. The results will boost your reputation.



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July 23 - August 22
LEO: Slow down and think matters through on the 28th, 29th, and 30th. Don’t rely on what others do to work in your favor. Use your intelligence coupled with facts to protect you from misinterpretation. Represent yourself and what you stand for precisely and in writing. Don’t push yourself physically; save your energy for what’s near and dear to your heart. Let your loved ones know how much you care. Money, partnerships, and your station in life will take an emotional turn on the 1st and 2nd. Consider what’s triggering the change and put an end to whatever challenges you. An open mind and plenty of pent-up energy can be advantageous on the 3rd and 4th depending on how you apply information and transform situations. Give your all, and you’ll get your way.
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August 23 - September 22
VIRGO: You’ll get the chance to do a turnabout on the 28th, 29th, and 30th. Consider what to reinforce or upgrade and hop to it before it’s too late. Your objective is to simplify and stabilize your life and daily routine. Once you are satisfied with the way things flow, you’ll find peace of mind and enjoy more downtime to engage in exciting pastimes. Don’t mix business with pleasure on the 2nd and 3rd. Someone from your past will stir up emotions, leaving you in a quandary. Separate yourself from the past, and you’ll gain clarity regarding your next move. Take a unique approach to investments, savings, and health on the 3rd and 4th, and you’ll come up with a lifestyle change that suits your budget and puts your mind at ease.
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September 23 - October 22
LIBRA: Keep your emotions out of your conversations on the 28th, 29th, and 30th. Stick close to home and organize your space to function according to your needs. A change will energize and motivate you to get your money matters in order and free up cash for something you are longing to pursue. A commitment will give you something to look forward to and hope for a brighter future. Get together with someone who enjoys the same things as you on the 1st and 2nd, and it will open doors that promote socializing and becoming part of something you find stimulating and progressive. Balance your budget on the 3rd and 4th, and find out where you stand and how you can make your money grow. Personal gain is favored.




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October 23 - November 21
SCORPIO: You can spin conversations and situations in your favor on the 28th, 29th, and 30th with foresight and energy. Take the initiative and make things happen. Recognize what you love to do most and how your skills coincide with your dreams, hopes, and wishes. Challenge yourself to mold your life into something that makes you feel alive and encourages you to do and be better. Expect emotional turmoil and opposition on the 1st and 2nd. Gather information and formulate a response and plan, but don’t jump the gun and act before you have everything in place. Make unique plans on the 3rd and 4th and spend time with people who challenge you to think and to do things to improve yourself, your life, and the world around you.
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November 22 - December 21
SAGITTARIUS: Pay attention to what’s going on at home on the 28th, 29th, and 30th. Observation will enhance your chance to offset a problem before it has a chance to turn into a challenge. Revisit activities and events that bring you joy and set aside time to get back into a routine that eases stress and makes life worth living. Put more thought into how much your lifestyle costs on the 1st and 2nd and temper your spending. Lowering your overhead will ease stress and give you more freedom to express yourself through pursuits that you find fulfilling. Don’t share personal information or secrets on the 3rd and 4th. Rearrange your living space to suit your needs. Lower your overhead and be prepared to save money by doing domestic and self-improvement yourself.
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December 22 - January 19
CAPRICORN: You can speed things up a bit on the 28th, 29th, and 30th, but don’t expect others to keep up with you. Prepare to work alone, and you’ll find the best route forward and enjoy the results: the less interference, the better the outcome. You stand to make personal and financial gains if you are true to yourself and you do what’s best for you. Don’t get involved in shared expenses or joint ventures on the 1st and 2nd. Property expenses and lowering your overhead will be challenging to do if you let someone close to you use emotional manipulation to talk you into overspending. Do what’s best for you on the 3rd and 4th. A move, home improvement, or investment opportunity will pay off. Romance is favored.
















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Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.

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