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TT.TT The headbase I ordered for christmas is still in Chicago after 4 days. Stupid customs.

Just hit the 25000 word mark on my story.

Someone asked where I saw myself in 5 years... I couldn't answer. I don't have 2020 vision.... (I had to! Such a rare, limited pun...)

Guys...guys....guys.... the new star wars movie is awesome.

Please help out my eggies! Only need 2 more for the task!

I did a thing....

#mywishforchristmas is to actually sleep through a whole night for once.

Hmmmmm to keep my mega-able Ghastly or to Sell them....

Interact please!

#WhatMakesMeHappy
That this thing finally works.

"This door has already been opened"
But I'm just now clicking on it....

A zombie walked into a bar. The barkeeper goes "We don't serve Zombie here." The zombie shrugs and says "That's fine. Is the human fresh?"

Finally got my event egg. =D

You push the light blue key carefully into the hole, turn it twice to the left and... cccrrk!!
The mystery box opens and you look curious in it...


1x Sail Fossil found!

The key breaks and becomes useless.

*Squeaks excitedly*

#Hulkbusterraffle
You fed •°Hulk Buster°• a Qualot Berry!

The Pokémon raised by 7,580 Exp. Points.

I recently went to a new grocery store called "Illidani Supply". It was very well stocked, but some guy kept following me around yelling "Would you like a pear?!" ((Old WoW joke....I apologize for nothing))

I was walking home last night. It was dark and suddenly I realized there was someone behind me. It suddenly felt like they were jabbing me with four small knives. I slowly turned around and head them say "watch it. I don't want to have to fork you up."

I was working today, and told a joke. This, my coworker repeated that joke as they reached into my station. Furious I yell "Hey that's my lime!"

Remember children, growing your own garden is the start to achieving peas on earth.