Hmmm.

Should I SM hunt Mawile or Mareep?

I just read the description for the Pokemon move "Beat Up" for the first time. And it just cracks me up, imagining you letting out all your Pokemon and you and the other trainer just nervously eyeing each other while your whole party just surrounds their 'mon and kicks them over and over again. Like, imagine having to explain it in the middle of a battle. You'd sound like such a liar.

"Uh actually I'm not cheating, this is my Pokemon's very real move 'Beat Up' which says that all of my Pokemon get to uh... beat up your Pokemon. Too bad so sad."

I need to change my PFP for October, but I genuinely love this one so much. Decisions, decisions...

Should I just slap a jack-o-lantern in the corner and call it a day?

I wanna get back into the roleplaying scene. Y'all got any ideas?

By PokéRadar - 10 Hours and 7 Minutes ago.

Congratulations! A shiny Joltik hatched out of one of your eggs (Chain #54)! Your PokéRadar reset and needs new batteries.

...what is my luck lately? That's crazy. I may need to start the SM hunt before this good karma runs out lol. Anyway, welcome to the world lil guy :D

I played the Untitled Goose Game... never before has a game understood me so well before. He just wants to chase small children into phone booths and drop buckets on people's heads and you know what? That attitude has my full support. Go forth and be a horrible goose.

It's so weird how I'm actually an adult now and I still find myself saying I'm 102 when I'm making an account on something. The years of being an elderly woman on Club Penguin have become a part of my psyche and I don't know how to go on now.

Time for the giveaway results :D

Congratulations to Dragonwarrior! Sending the Combee over shortly...

Proof <3

Alright I'm bored. Let's do a giveaway. :D

Heart this feed for a chance to win a shiny Combee. Ends at reset tomorrow.

By PokéRadar - 4 Hours ago.

Congratulations! A shiny Axew hatched out of one of your eggs (Chain #64)! Your PokéRadar reset and needs new batteries.

Oh sick!!! Name ideas, guys?

Not me seeing these shorts on youtube about these absolutely gourmet looking "lazy meals haha" that would make Gordon Ramsey weep tears of joy and meanwhile I'm eating frozen mixed vegetables over minute rice with chopsticks because all the forks were dirty and I apparently couldn't be bothered to take two seconds to wash one. I think our definitions of "lazy" are very different.

So far, today, I have consumed a singular slice of ham and half a bucket of ice cream.

H e a l t h

Not me chugging steaming hot coffee like my life depends on it. The burn and bitterness in turn are disintegrating my tastebuds.

Not me seeing all these feeds about these poor Americans going back to school in AUGUST.

I am so sorry. Are y'all okay?

Interaction exchange? :D

By PokéRadar - 13 Hours and 35 Minutes ago.

Congratulations! A shiny Easter Bunnelby hatched out of one of your eggs (Chain #121)!

SCREAMING! OH MY GOODNESS! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT FINALLY HAPPENED! Thank you so much to everyone who helped support this hunt. It's only thanks to y'all that I got this little bean. My precious <3

Any names in mind, y'all?

Interaction exchange? ♡

I got this little "raspberry electrolyte mix" thingy and I'm drinking it and it's lovely and pink and tastes like jello.

I actually want more so bad. Why is this barbie liquid so good???

I'm trying to trim my guinea pigs' nails. So far, this is how it's going:

They have kicked me in the face. Twice.

They have tried to mutilate my arm.

And of course, all three of them have tried to dive onto the floor, because apparently death is better than experiencing two torturous seconds of hygeine.

Older ladies calling you "darling" or "sweetie" makes you feel so pure inside, as if all your mistakes and failures are forgiven. Thank you random older lady wearing a Blink-182 shirt I love you