On a scale of Derse to Gamzee

How Homestuck trash am I

...my feet went numb because I read hs for 3 hours without moving them and now I have so many pins and so many needles

For anyone who hasn't read it, WELCOME TO MY TORTURE

Oh dear homestuck

Trickster mode is engaging and it makes me feel all the frightens and yet...

I cannot look awayyyy

Egg

Bug-hatching Contest! Warm my egg and wish me luck~

I done did messed up

On what, you ask?

Life.

I can't find the Pikachu plushie in the shop, but I know it existssss ;-;

By WolfStorm - 38 Seconds ago.

#WolfsZapItProject
(Spread the Hashtag to get entered to win this following prize!)
Griceous Crystal!
50,000PD
Stone Plate!
Microwave!
Retro Starter Voucher!

By Wonder Trade - 20 Hours and 46 Minutes ago.
Wonder Trade Report:

Metapod => Ampharos

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Wow. ...Wonder Trade was nice to me. For once.

Uuuugh

Summerrrrr

Heeeaaaat

I hope you enjoy this MOSR FABUBU status b/c I'M NOT

Plushie Time!
#PlushieTime

Anyone want a plushie? No guarantees you'll get it immediately, as I might not have enough yet, but if you tell me which one you want it'll be the first thing I save up for! First come first serve, but I'll try and get to everyone ^.^

My first Retro! Yay, Cyndaquil!

I got a Retro Cyndaquil from Concentration!

...my party is full. I don't get the prize.

FINALLY. OVER 2000 CLICKS, BUT IT'S DONE.

Only 500 left, I'm getting so cloooose

1,000 clicks left...

Oooh, we're halfway there~

Just 1,500 clicks left! 1/4 of the way to the fulfillment of my obsessiveness!

Question: Has anyone else seen a blue ditto instead of a normal one in the Lab on occasion? If you click it, it fades away and the text is re-aligned to make up for the lack of picture. What's the significance of it, if any?

Just 2000 clicks to go... Please stop having so many pokemon, friends.

I will never finish with clicking the storage parties of all my friends, R.I.P. me.

"One of your eggs has hatched into a Torchic!"

*internal gleeful screaming*

#MySpiritLegend

You are the eon Pokemon, Latios.

Hmm. Okay. Well, that's interesting >.>