~~THE HOENN TRIO~~

What would happen if I used seismic toss on ash's Pikachu? Ash's Pikachu is level infinite. Or what happens if you use focus energy then horn drill? In order to land a critical hit the move would have to land, right?

Magikaro @ Choice Band
Ability: Swift Swim
Nature: Relaxed
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Atk

Splash
Tackle
Flail
Bounce

Splash is for STAB so you are invincible. Just look

Opponent:NANI what is that guy doing
Me:NNNN Nothing
Opponent:(hmm maybe his magikarp is holding an OP item?) Pokemon, use knock off!
Game:you have knocked off Magikarps Choice Band
Me:Thank you lol
Opponent:::O

This is another strategy, if magikarp had 252 speed EVs not 252 defence,

It is the ultra mega battle and you are about to switch out to your final pokemon
*Suspense and dramatic music*
GO MAGIKARP BOIII
Opponent:Omae wa mō shinde iru
Me: one bounce and you are dead.