Yo, I'm bored. Gonna try to shiny hunt Coocoot. Y'all want some of the non-shiny ones? Might breed multiple shinies if my luck is good.

Pokemon Platinum has blessed me with a shiny rhyhorn!

I have finally seen what shiny Nocnoc looks like. I need to get one that's shiny and a normal one just so I can name one Lechku and the other Nechku because Okami.

Me: It's 3 in the morning. I should sleep.
Also me: Draws wyvern character like the dummy I am.

After cleaning out all my boxes, I've decided that, save for the Pokémon in the last few boxes I have and the one stuck in GTS purgatory, I'm going to just hoard a bunch of ghost-type Pokémon, whatever legendary Pokémon I can get my hands on, and maybe just get all the Unown.

I run a graveyard now.

So, I'm going to be totally honest right now. I've pretty much fallen out of love with this site. Sure, the little mini-games are cute and charming, but I don't have much motivation to interact X time a day and wind up with carpal tunnel by the end of it. More often than not, I forget about interaction goals (ex. first day of the calendar was to give 1,500 interactions) and I forgot about it all after I got the first 500. I really only look at rumble missions anymore. (Continued in comments.)

So, I just learned that there's a yokai that's basically a haunted dish towel, and I love it. If there's a shiny Pokémon that looks like it, I am so hunting for it.

Ghosts? Nah. Zombies? Boring. Witches? Meh. Vampires? Dead horse at this point.

Little kids? Put that thing back where it came from or so help me-!

Imagine this: A JRPG game where, if your party members die, they can only be revived at a church. However, to revive them, you need to pay a hefty sum of gold dependent on the member's level. Now, imagine your entire party, save for one, your weakest party member, gets wiped out. You don't have enough to bring even one of them back. Resting at an inn won't help bring the others back. So, you go out and grind for gold. You get just enough to revive one party member, and then a random encounter blindsides you and your entire party is downed, and you lose half of that gold.

Your party gets revived, but the cycle starts again.

"Hey, ThatSinfulLiar!

How is my Magikarp doing? ... ... Oh, it's currently on Level 36, I see.
Well, according to some friends of mine, Prof. Oak's Magikarp is on Level 133, so you have to work even harder! But I'm sure you can do it.

Remember that I'll reclaim my Pokémon this Sunday at 8AM. Its level has to be higher than Prof. Oak's Pokémon by then.
Please keep it in your Party or in one of your Storage Boxes in the meantime."

I- Okay. I give up. I'm not going to be able to pull 100+ levels from out of the blue.

"Hey, ThatSinfulLiar!

How is my Magikarp doing? ... ... Oh, it's currently on Level 10, I see.
Well, according to some friends of mine, Prof. Oak's Magikarp is on Level 64, so you have to work even harder! But I'm sure you can do it.
Remember that I'll reclaim my Pokémon this Sunday at 8AM. Its level has to be higher than Prof. Oak's Pokémon by then.
Please keep it in your Party or in one of your Storage Boxes in the meantime."

WOW OKAY. Please, give this little demon some food. He hungers.

I drew my koi dragon character as a screaming potoo. Help.

Have a blobfish!

I drew one of my many dragon characters. Meet Amersis.

I'd like to know how the heck I wound up with 12 brown boxes and ZERO keys for them. Also, how did I wind up with 11 light blue keys and no boxes for them?

I am getting every key except for the ones I need. (Brown, dark blue, and purple.) I keep getting brown boxes and light blue keys, but, oh, Arceus forbid that I find a brown key or a light blue box.

I somehow managed to make a mermaid horrifying.

DFGHFIUBV

OKAY, I JUST HATCHED A RANDOM SHINY PATRAT.

"You push the light blue key carefully into the hole, turn it twice to the left and... cccrrk!!
The mystery box opens and you look curiously in it...


227x Event Points found!

The key breaks and becomes useless."

I- Okay.

I am happy to find out I'm not the only madman one who likes Voltorb Flip from Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver.

"You push the gold key carefully into the hole, turn it twice to the left and... cccrrk!!
The mystery box opens and you look curiously in it...


5x Kasib Berry found!

The key breaks and becomes useless."

So, you're telling me I held onto this stupid box for well over a month, just FINALLY got a key for it, only to get five berries. No. Yeah. Tooootaly fair.