My guinea pigs hear me baby talking the puppy and think I'm talking to them. They are wheeking excitedly from my room. Precious ones.

I got 4 hours of sleep last night, which was not good bc I had an interview today...

But I got the job! Anyway sick. Also I adopted a puppy, so lemme know if you want pics. He is very precious.

Every time I try and go to Youtube I am rerouted by my phone autocompleting the link to that one 1982 The Chain performance because apparently I've visited that video more times than I've ever tried to go to Youtube for literally anything else. This says something about my mental state, but I'm not sure what.

Interaction exchange?

Oh, the sweet sweet taste of nepotism... the place my brother works at is hiring for a 22/h job and he got me an interview.

Calculated it out and it's 880 a week... Can someone pinch me? Am I dreaming?

Not me forgetting to eat until 5 o clock, and then microwaving a singular egg, that I then top with frozen vegetables and chili flakes.

Gourmet.

By PokéRadar - 52 Minutes and 40 Seconds ago.

Congratulations! A shiny Growlithe hatched out of one of your eggs (Chain #97)!

Hello there little guy! First one of the hunt...

Got an interview with Costco on Monday... a girly can hope. Really want to get on with a union.

It's a phone interview which I don't like so much, because it's a lot easier talking in person, but if it comes to it, I can get a sick reference from my bestie, since her sister works with Costco too. We can do this, y'all!!!

Congratulations! A shiny MEGA Mawile hatched out of one of your eggs (Chain #182)!

What? I'm sorry??? Hello little guy. You're a little earlier than expected...

Job search is going... uh... not well. At this point, if I found a mad scientist paying 25 cents over minimum wage...

By PokéRadar - 2 Hours and 46 Minutes ago.

Congratulations! A shiny Mawile hatched out of one of your eggs (Chain #62)!

First shiny of the hunt!!! Hopefully this one goes as well as that amaazing last one...

By PokéRadar - 30 Minutes and 25 Seconds ago.

Congratulations! A shiny MEGA Mareep hatched out of one of your eggs (Chain #197)!

No. No way. DUDE-

I keep visiting the lab in a vague, delusional hope that ONE time I'll see a Mareep egg and adopt it. It ain't happening but... I keep... doing it...

Oh no not Mondays...

By PokéRadar - 30 Minutes and 25 Seconds ago.

Congratulations! A shiny Mareep hatched out of one of your eggs (Chain #47)!

Yeah!!! First shiny of the hunt!!! Chain's going great y'all! I can already see that SM....

Interaction exchange? Heart for return :D

Hmmm.

Should I SM hunt Mawile or Mareep?

I just read the description for the Pokemon move "Beat Up" for the first time. And it just cracks me up, imagining you letting out all your Pokemon and you and the other trainer just nervously eyeing each other while your whole party just surrounds their 'mon and kicks them over and over again. Like, imagine having to explain it in the middle of a battle. You'd sound like such a liar.

"Uh actually I'm not cheating, this is my Pokemon's very real move 'Beat Up' which says that all of my Pokemon get to uh... beat up your Pokemon. Too bad so sad."

I need to change my PFP for October, but I genuinely love this one so much. Decisions, decisions...

Should I just slap a jack-o-lantern in the corner and call it a day?

I wanna get back into the roleplaying scene. Y'all got any ideas?