Answering everything with the first letter of my username. Based off of Monochrome senpai's.
Name: Pholly11
Boy's: Peter
Girl's: Paige (lol real name)
Animal: Panada (starts dabbing)
Movie: Pokemon; Hoopa and the Clash of Ages
Color: Purple
Something you wear: Pajamas
Drink: Pink Lemonade
Food: Potatoes
Item in the bathroom: Paper Towels
Place: Pennsylvania
Reason to be late: Pulling weeds
Car: ??????

I feel like no one pays attention to me...

I wanna be done with my life.

DEATH BY GLAMOUR

Whale, I'm finding Undertale fans pop up online and at my school. And for some reason on Instagram my friend tagged me as Asriel Dreemurr...

Well.
I'm finding Undertale fans all over the place.

Sometimes I seriously know that I'm broken at least a little bit. Naw, more like halfway broken.

How I felt on Christmas (since my friends promised to text at exactly 12:00 AM Christmas)

I AIN't GOT NO SLEEP CUZ OF YA
YOU'LL NEVER GONNA SLEEP CUZ OF MEEEEEEEE

Meh.
Me bored. At school. At 7:56 AM.

Oh boi I has to go to skool.
...
THAT'S IT. SCREW SKOOL.

I just downloaded Color Switch.
I think I'm addicted XD

I was gone for aboot a day.
I was at my cute little cousin's 1st B-day party.
My uncle made the cheesy hash browns. It explained a lot.

Yesterday some guy roasted me.

His blood was almost on the carpet. How a shame that would be, hm?

OMG.

SANS HAS APPEARED ON THE 700 CLUB.

more liek described but whatever

My friends told me that at the elementary school I used to go to (in middle school nao), sometimes people (super weird ppl), will just randomly walk up to you and ask what religion you practice.

Gott they are such idiots. Too paranoid.

I think I've read enough fanfics to say this:
MY SHIP HAS SAILED

Aw man...*now obsessed with Undertale*

NEWSFLASH!! When you follow me, I now come with Instagram!!

I tried making hardtack yesterday for an extra credit assignment.
Key Word: TRIED

Last night I was tired and it was about 6:30, so I fell asleep.
I didn't expect to wake up at 3 AM, fall asleep at 4:30, and wake up at 7 AM.
I slept for a total of 10-13 hours last night.

Wow.