OH SWEET HECK NO
THE SIRENS ARE BACK
THE MILITARY BASE NEARBY IS DOING TRAINING AGAIN
THERE GOES ANY CHANCE OF PEACEFUL SLEEP

Hey, Axolotter! We recently found some eggs in our daycare. We're sure that those eggs belong to your Pokémon.
We really don't know how this happened...
However, try to take them as soon as possible, or I'll release them to the wild!

14 FREAKING EGGS

Happy Valentine's Day! >:3

NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK
NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK
NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK

Wonder Trade Report:
Ponyta => Ponyta

that's possibly the stupidest thing I've ever seen

Bill just forced me to stay awake for 3 hours past my bedtime to read The Book of Bill. I'm so freaking tired.

my sister is getting snow off of our car to make snow cones

im worried, but interested

songs i used to scream/hum at the top of my lungs in the shower:

age 5-8: THE MUSIC MACHINE (oh my gosh i still remember every second of that movie)

age 9-11: pokemon anime theme songs

age 12-13: undertale soundtracks

age 14-now: (i hum quietly now) murder drones soundtracks, HB songs

I used to watch this canadian show called Looped almost every day

it's about 2 kids named Luc and Theo that get stuck in a time loop of the same Monday

i haven't watched it in years, but it was hilarious
man i miss watching that show :|

Interaction Exchange? Heart for return!

I was watching a YouTube video about some CGI guy named Max Headroom
And right when it mentioned that it could cut into channels at random, my tablet blacked out for a full minute, flashed a picture of his face onscreen, and then loaded to the lock screen.

...What the-

Your lucky number today is 23
(Nothing happened)

bruh -_-

Guess who watched the Dog Man movie & forgot to post about it?
This girl.

SYS://CYN:CALLBACKPING:UZI

SYS://CALLBACKPING:UZI

Boy, I sure love hearing the sound of machine gun fire for hours on end. :,)

By Politoed - 17 Minutes and 32 Seconds ago.
Hello guys! This is something serious, so please read and spread the word if you can, thank you 💚

There's a veteran user, formerly called Exodius, whose account has been hacked, and now the hacker is selling/trading all their stuff on GTS (as you might have seen).

They even picked up a random lab egg to break their 680 SM Snom hunt.

Please, don't offer on any trades made by Pucwoar. They belong to Exodius, and it took them so much time and effort to get them.

#ExodiusGotHacked

You push the purple key carefully into the hole, turn it twice to the left and... cccrrk!!
The mystery box opens and you look into it curiously...


7x Lemonade found!

The key breaks and becomes useless.

CAN I GET SOMETHING VALUABLE FOR ONCE PLEASE

When you're on a bus or something and the person next to you starts coughing:

And when the ice sets in, I'll need you