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Hi, I am Yo Sung-Jo, a owned by supreme leader Kim Il-Sung and here is my story, from the very beginning, told by some people, here we begin.

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I was born in 1923, as a , my friend, Koi, told me how to bounce, then I splashed into the Taedong River accidentally, where Kim Il-Sung found me, I always explored around, and I met some friends.

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Koi was in Japan, military training with a he evolved into a Gyarados and Kyogre gave him a Gyaradosite. I am in Korea but he is a Japanese militant.

I met in a dream, warning me, but I decided not to listen to that dream, it made no sense at all, but he said in 1953, he will rule the entire Korean peninsula. I thought he was joking and woke up. That's when I met Kyo Masahade , a who worked for the Japanese navy, I decided to battle it, it then knocked me away, then I took it down with the advice of Koi, I bounced until it fell, Kim Il-Sung watched me in happiness, and hugged a who was me, I was a level 23, now, and I had learnt Dragon Breath.

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Kim knew I could write, I wrote down "I am in Moscow right now, be back soon." He was fine with me leaving as his parents didn't want him to have Pokemon, I came back 2 days later with a bunch of Great Balls, he caught a Feebas! I was astonished and I evolved it with my own power after, he was happy and nicknamed me "Commando" which I thought was odd, thinking of the dream.

I finally met the grand on a trip to Australia, he was my mentor and I learnt every move a Gyarados could learn in a day, he gave me Roar of Time as a gift, then, I went back. Kim told me that he told his parents, and he told me to go to Pyongyang and stay there.

On the way to central Pyongyang, I neglected his words, and went to Japan, I knew Koi well and I knew where he would've gone. I went to lower Nagasaki and found him, but instead of a welcome, I was blasted back! "What was that for your thing!" Koi responded "Fair we aren't anymore." I gave him a challenge, and we fought. That's when Emperor Taisho himself stopped the battle with a who sent us back to the East China sea, where Koi whipped me with his mighty tail.

In 1924, I met Shanghai Loi, a Chinese parentless Magikarp. I had become a father upon adopting it. I taught her new moves, and then, when a worthy opponent challenged her, she sent out a Golem, but the Gyarados used hydro pump like it's nothing! We "bred" and produced two eggs because she's at level 32 and we were at the same level. My son was the first one to hatch from the second egg, and my daughter was indeed the second to hatch from the first egg. I was now a parent, so I told them beautiful things, as well as my wife did the same, and they were now officially level 21.

Nothing happened until 1940. I went back to see Kim in tears of joy. I was confused and I showed him my family. He neglected me and went to the USSR. I went with him. He kicked me. I went back to Seoul instead, laying down in a solemn depression. I then went to Busan and built a house, remembering the dream. Fearful of his capabilities, I went to the United States and joined the Navy. After two years, I found out that Kim was ruling with a son.

                                               

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It was September 9, 1943, I was battling the Japanese on that day, then, I saw Koi, we had one decision, battle, I almost got eliminated in that fight, so I came back, and eliminated Koi, then, he mega evolved, but I still beat him. So I took the stone and kept it.

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Title: Chapter 2 | Historical Events

I didn't spare mercy on Koi. I killed him for neglecting me, but Emperor Hirohito's attacked me. It was a horrific experience. I went on and captured the Lugia, then I heard, RAAAA from afar. It was the Braviary's from the USA.

June 1945. I freakishly fear the USA, but Korea was broken up.

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Nothing happens for another 3 years until June 25, 1950. Both of the Koreas go to war against each other, then, I remember, Kim is in power, and Arceus was correct all along. So I fought, with the United States of course, I thought I was screwed, the DPRK was pushing in, then we pushed in, it was like an infinitive looping sequence until July 27, 1953, it ended, Kim Il-Sung ruled the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

Title: Hello!

Nice story :D

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It was all coming together, Koi was actually mind washed, and I was about to faint.

1 day later, my mental state was back, back to North Korea, back to Earth. Koi is still alive shockingly. I saw him in critical condition, not good, at all. Koi was being escorted to America. I was here to stay, eternally.

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So, I learnt my children were starting school, but I couldn't find my wife. They told me she was on vacation since November. She was actually cheating on me, and left the children to die, I couldn't believe it. I saw the same that Hirohito owned, with my wife. They both died, but I saw something jawdroppingly shocking.

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I felt pulverized, shocked, I was on the floor in anger. I moved back to the U.S. in a little cave in a tunnel in New Symrna Beach, Florida. Within a few seconds I left, I was soon to be upstream the Mississippi River, then the Ohio River, to my new home in Cincinnati.

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I would've been expecting nothing like this if it weren't for my children who came, they helped me, a lot.

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All of the sudden I get a call of faith, so I return to the DPRK, for a short while.

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Within seconds, I am shaken, all in 43 years, his life was to here. Communist, regime, hermit kingdom. I never have felt such a heart bursting feeling before, an old owner of mine, now leading one of the most isolated nations in the world.

I begin to hear the words; I feel an obstacle. I am not affected by it, the scenery of the Korean shore slaps me in the face, and the words are what you may be asking. I hear "SWEET MOTHER OF ARCEUS!" I heard a splatter, I look down to find an impaled lying there on the floor of the warzone I was in, he was a Japanese spy, I was paralyzed in panic, I swept off the blood on my body, there were 28 dead Pokemon, I screamed, I was caught and threatened to be executed, they said to me "정말 죽고 싶니 이 멍청한 뚱땡이 #$%!@?" That translates to, "Do you want to die you stupid fat f#!$?"

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Devastated, I rushed out of the nation, but I was speeding up, it was an instinct, A SCHOOL FORM WISHIWASHI WAS AFTER ME, I somehow managed to flee to India, but, this wasn't the India I knew, I was in a very tribal part of it. I was in a place called Surve. I was confused how I got here, then realizing I was probably never leaving, they thought I was a monster called Chulla. They were chasing me, then I gave them a roar, and they all fled and never came after me, then I escaped India, then swerved back up to Ireland, specifically Cork, Ireland, where I got into a plane, somehow went back to Cincinnati.

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Title: Chapter 3 | Football and Death

A few months later, I decide to go to New York to watch this thing called the NFL Championship Game, it was the Baltimore Mudsdales vs the New York Giganacls. The Mudsdales were short by a field goal, then they scored 2 touchdowns and 2 extra points, then later they won. It was fun. Then I had to go back to Surve, it was a dare from my Swellow friend I forgot to mention, he loves to drink Vodka, so he dared me to do this while he was drunk.

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14 hours later.

Tribals: HA-HA-HA, HAHOOOA! HAHOOOA! HAHOOOA!
Yo Sung-Jo: BREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Tribals: Giki bseamo leutre mutu pooso! (Defend from the evil beast!)
(Disclaimer: No, what you are about to read is not vore. {Vore is when someone gets swallowed whole and is used in some awkward ways sexually.})

I proceed to engulf them one by one, I feel their spears poking my stomach but the pain eases, I forgot to chew them up so I puked them out and they fled for their lives, I scream in a horrific voice, then I claim the area, then I leave and return home to sleep.

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Somewhere in the Gulf of Guinea near Togo...
Yo Sung-Jo: hmmm, hm, hm, hmmm, lalal-
Sharpedo: SHAAAAAAA-
I dragged her underwater and viciously tear off her fin, then swim near the coast of Togo, and Grand Popo, Benin, I cut through it and suffocate her body in that water.

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The 592 Carvanha's chasing me had to face the mighty Atlantic, being halted before they even reached me. I quickly gave them a mighty, ferocious, growl. All of them but one swam away, they were giggling apparently! I swam towards him, and he told me his name.

Carvanha: Hi sir, my name is Bolan!
Yo Sung-Jo: Hello Bolan, would you like to be adopted by me?
Bolan: Yeah, my parents were swept away in a snowstorm in Argentina.
Yo Sung-Jo: Sorry to hear that, what level are you?
Bolan: 31, almost 32!
Yo Sung-Jo: I'm level 91.
Bolan: Woah!

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So I have 3 children now. I return to Cincinnati to see...
they were killed.

Bolan and I found who killed my children and swiftly executed them. The killer happened to be a member of a rock band called the Darks, a very popular band. But they were saying some, very, very, VERY, odd things.

Umbreon: Yeah, women are such randos.
Sandile: Can't disag-
Sharpedo: Can y'all hear that?
Gyarados: Let me handle this.

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He found us, but he said, "Holy shblamos!"
Yo Sung-Jo: Wait.. Koi? Is that you?
Koi: YO SUNG!
Yo Sung-Jo: KOI!

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We hugged and chattered, he handed me his mega stone and I introduced myself and Bolan.
Me: This is my son, Bolan!
Bolan: Hi!
All Darks Members: Hey!
Koi: Didn't you have 2 other children?
Me: They were killed by one of your members.
Umbreon: Is that the missing Kingambit?
Me: Yeah, he was hating on us, every one of you too, so we killed him.
Umbreon: Wow.

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Title: Chapter 4 | The Funeral of Evolutions

January 3rd, 1956, my children's funeral is in Chicago, where I live now. They were intestine-grabbed, killing them immediately after they ate their final snacks. When they died, Bolan didn't know. I didn't know, but that Kingambit was being recorded. He said, "Executed the anti-Nazis. (overheard Umbreon:) You're such an idiot! those were the wrong Gyarados! Sorry boss, finding them now." Maybe if he was not in the same spot for 5 hours, he wouldn't have met such a damn stupid fate.

5:00 PM:

[utter silence]
[bells]
[sad music]
[caskets carried to cemetery]
[buried]

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7:30 PM, Downtown Chicago.
Me: Bolan, want something to eat?
Bolan: Yeah!
Me: Ok, we'll go to McBeedrill's.
Bolan: I've always wanted food from here!
McBeedrill's!
Ensured to level you up!
15 minutes later...
Bolan has leveled up! Level 32.
Yo Sung-Jo has leveled up! Level 92.
Me: Wait! Bolan! You're going to level up!
Bolan: Oh my gosh yay!!!
Wait? Bolan is evolving!

Bolan has evolved into !

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I went unnoticed for about a month, then I suddenly noticed this guy in my and Bolan's pictures.
He was a North Korean spy. I went back to North Korea under his demands, I had no option or I would get shot. In my demise, I went to Walreinmart to get some Pecha Berries before I left.

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7:55 AM, February 14th, 1956, Pyongyang, North Korea.
Kim Il-Sung: Bring Commando the Gyarados to me.
Spy: Under your request sir.
[bursts in through door]
Kim Il-Sung: Hello, my old friend, I need to tell you something.
Yo Sung-Jo: Okay. What is it, my old friend?
Kim Il-Sung: 16 years ago, remember that age, Commando?
Me: Yes, I do.
Kim Il-Sung: On that train to Moscow, I kicked you, I wanted to tell you why I did, I waited for so long.
Me: Understood, please tell me.
[flashback sequence]
[train tracks rattling]
Kim Il-Sung: Commando, you can't come.
Me: But, why?
Kim Il-Sung: It's too dangerous in Moscow, you won't be safe.
Me: It can't be that bad! Please!
Kim Il-Sung: I can't let you in, they banned Gyarados there, and treat them brutally.
Me: Why not NEAR there then?!
Me: Just, please!
Kim Il-Sung: No, I can't, I'm sorry for this my old Commando.
[kicks out]
Me: (slowed) Noooooooo!!
[sequence ends]
Me: I, I, didn't remember.
Kim Il-Sung: All is fine, you can live here again.
Me: No, I have a family.
Kim Il-Sung: More, eh?
Kim Il-Sung: I'll make sure to visit you often, for now, we part ways, goodbye.
Me: Goodbye.

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9:13 AM, Pyongyang-Sunan International Airport
[BOARDING ALL PASSENGERS TO SHANGHAI, CHINA]

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12:00 PM (Noon), Shanghai International Airport
I went to the beaches and speculated where to leave, and honestly, Mao Zedong was infamous for us but great to them.
I'm in this spot, and I'm gone just like that, then later, I'm going to Chicago by going to the freezing Antarctica, I go faster when I'm cold and light speed when freezing. So about 2 hours later I'm by McMurdo Station ready to blaze through the frigid waters which I call, The Water of the Damned. Use my Mega Stone then blap! I'm ready. So I just BLAZE THROUGH IT AT ABOUT 6,500 MPH AT MINIMUM AND 150,000 AT THE START. I'm already in Chicago after 51 seconds, after reverse diving into the sky, then I precisely land near my home disbanding my Mega Stone.

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Bolan was very sick at the moment, I noticed a tag on him saying "DPRK-SHRPD37-COM." Which clearly meant, DPRK Sharpedo 37 Commando. I went to the dome where me and Bolan lived and saw some gangster Tailow smoking weed, I felt hungry and attempted to bite at them but being high they were, swooped down and attacked me, 5 minutes later, bones are all that's left and I feed the leader, Swell-I Chakchak to Bolan.

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Drones surrounded what was about to be an absolutely obliterated dome, luckily, I pushed Bolan into the river and jumped in after to prevent explosion range injury, Bolan and I decided to get something from the store, baseball cards, Bolan was a baseball addict, ever since he caught a 500 foot blast from a Spanish stadium, he's loved it since.

When he got the pack, I was lying down, then he gasped, I came over and my jaw was metaphorically slamming into the inner core of Earth, he had just pulled, the 1954 Topps Jackie Robinson #10 card, we were extremely excited, and sleeved it up, we went to San Francisco to see a baseball game after, in the bay.

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