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Hello! I am Expired! I am someone that writes a lot of Jokefics. I do come up with serious ideas from time to time though.

Anyways, I'll just be dumping my more tame jokefics and normal fanfics based on different series here.

Don't expect anything to be extremely good quality here, I'm not a good fanfic writer.

This is a W.I.P.

Please don't post here.

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Title: The Hat. (JJBA part 3 Jokefic)

Kakyoin, Avdol, Polnareff and Joseph were playing video games together when all of a sudden Jotaro bursts down the door.

"Alright, who took my hat while I was sleeping?" Jotaro asked while crossing his arms. Joseph shook his head.

"No idea, I have always been down here, I was the first one to awake and make breakfast." Joseph said. Jotaro sighed.

"I can't leave without my hat. Now where is it!" Jotaro shouted. Polnareff sipped out from his coke bottle before turning to Jotaro.

"Calm down, Jotaro. Its just a hat." Jotaro clenched his fists at Polnareff's words.

"Just a hat... JUST A HAT? YOU THINK ITS JUST A HAT! I'VE HAD THAT HAT FOR YEARS! I'M NOT LEAVING WITHOUT IT!" Jotaro shouted as he lunged towards Polnareff with Star Platinum out. Joseph held him back.

"Woah calm down Jotaro, we'll help you find your hat. Now, where do you normally put it?" Joseph asked. Jotaro thought for a while.

"Well I normally place my hat on the coat hanger on my bedroom door, but when I got up this morning, it was gone, so obviously someone took it." Jotaro said with his usual monotone and depressing voice. Kakyoin paused the game before looking over to Jotaro.

"Have you checked our bedrooms yet?" Kakyoin asked. Jotaro nodded. "Ah... well then I don't really know who will take it." Kakyoin went back to playing his video game. Avdol placed a hand onto Jotaro's shoulder.

"Don't worry, I'm sure you will find it." Avdol said as he gave Jotaro a thumbs up. This would've been a time where he would tilt his hat and say "Yare yare daze" but he doesn't have his hat so he just rolled his eyes. Damn, Jotaro losing his hat makes him less cool.

Anyways, Jotaro slammed the door before eating breakfast and decided to check the bedrooms again in case he missed anything. He checked Avdol's room, but it was just the normal stuff you would think Avdol would have in his room he made sure to check under the covers and behind the pillows as well incase he missed anything. But he couldn't find his hat. He left Avdol's room and proceeded to the next room which was Joseph's room.

Inside Joseph's room was the usual, broken cameras and his TV broken.

W.I.P

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