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By RoyalGecko - 7 Minutes and 55 Seconds ago.
Should I make a FanFiction of the little story I made yesterday? If this feed gets 10 likes, I'll do it. If it gets 15, I'll do it with context. And if this feed gets 25 likes, I'll start a petition to implement Impidimp into the game. If this gets 50 likes, then I will do a plushie pool giveaway. And if this gets 1000 LIKES by the time Impidimp is implemented, then I'll do in the wise words of FurryStar I believe, XD I will do a fence reveal!!

And here we are.... This is it...... No turning back now so if your cool with that and you down with that everybody buckle the (censored) up! Cus here we go!

Once upon a time, there was an evil Ducklett, we'll call them, Not Riako. They ruled over the land of Pokeherotopia with a feathered iron fist. They had surrounded themselves with an army of soldiers, we'll call them Knighterators. The land was peaceful most of the time. Occasionally the Knighterators had to banish some people, we'll call them Echo, Godfree, and Xiaocoloroftherainbowthatrhymeswithtwo, to keep the land in order. Then, chaos began to ensue. A great group of refugees arrived into the land, we'll call them....... you know, it makes more sense just to call the Galar Pokemon, XD. The Ducklett let them all in with welcome arms, but not all at once. He first let the leaders in, and while he was hopefully skeptical to let in the lizard with gloves, they were allowed into the kingdom. Group after group were let into the kingdom until only one remained, the Goblins. Instead of welcoming them into the kingdom along with a blue pelican that had 5 annoying cousins, he cast them aside. But before they left, they swore they would return one day to join their fellow Galar pokemon. This is their story........

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I wanna see this fence

Title: Chapter One: The Ducking Point (#IMeanDuckNotTheOtherWord)

Pokeherotopia has always been a peaceful land. Sure, it had its problems but that's nothing that any other land didn't have. For example, its vastly overshadowed and rival kingdom, Pokefarmtropolis was once a great civilization. But corrupt politicians who I can name because I wont get scolded by them Take that Ledah. You tried to silence me but you are powerless here, ruined the land and blinded one of its two leaders who's name rhymes with "Neat". (Hello everyone, Im RoyalGecko. So due to me promising context if my post got 15 likes and now that it has 17 I will be doing context. The context here is that Pokefarm is corrupt and Ledah is a word that I cant say due to site rules. But I'll let you guess. It's two words. The first one starts with "F" and ends in an "ing" while the final word starts with a "B" and ends with a "h". You can figure it out. And first to post it in a feed by saying "Ledah is a _____ _____" will get my respect. But back to the story.) And while the Duck had been known to make controversial decisions, none had caused such a disarray as this decision. The decision to duck over the goblins.

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Title: Chapter Two: Club RowansLabe

Insert "The Pink Panther" music here. Also sorry if this one isn't as funny as the last two. I'm very tired at the moment and could think of anything after the first paragraph. And if you decide to PP me calling me lazy, then two things. One piss off, my mom just had a baby 24 hours ago and Two, not all of these will be winners

A mysterious figure walked down Emera Street. They looked around and saw Club RowansLabe and began to walk to it. Just before they walked through the door, the infamous Gem Collector walked in front of them. He scratched his skin like crazy as he talked to the mysterious figure. "Hey Bok, you got any if those gems?" said the gem collector. "Bok" shook his head and the gem collector snd tried to walk forward but the gem collector blocked his way. "Come on buddy. It's me, your old friend! I remember when I first met you. You helped me fix up a cauldron. Please I'm begging you, I just want one gem, that's all I'm asking for," the gem collector said. He fell to the ground and began to cry at "Bok's" feet. "Bok" sighed and gave the gem collector a dragon gem. The gem collector began to laugh like Smeagul as he crawled away with the gem.

Hey guys, RoyalGecko here. Under this Fanfictions rules I must require context to this joke. The joke is very deep but basically the Gem collectors a gem addict. And mods if your reading this, just pp/pm me to give me a warning and let me edit it

"Bok" sighed and hooted as he walked into the club to see a clown in the corner doing terrible stand up. "So I look over to this guy and I say, "Its funny because the man was a ghost the whole time and the kid could see him." Get it anyone?" said the clown. The crowd began to throw Zubats at the clown as they rushed off the stage to greet "Bok". "Bokuto! You made it! Just as the fun started too!" said the clown. Bokuto hooted and revealed himself to be an owl. Tesoro lead Bokuto to a booth were a mermaid walked over to them. She had a pin in her shirt that read "Hi, my names Lyra. My favorite food is Magikarp." She spoke to both Tesoro and Bokuto as she looked very sad and tired. "Hello, welcome to Clube RowansLabe. My names Lyra, and I'll be serving you today. May I take your order?" said Lyra. Tesoro nodded his head and responded. "Ya, I'll have the starter trio platter and he will have," Tesoro said as he pointed to Bokuto. Bokuto responded by looking at Lyra and hooting. Lyra looked confused and began to write as she spoke. "Coffee it is then. I'll have your orders as soon as possible." lyra said as she walked away.

Tesoro looked at Bokuto. "So how goes your work at town hall?" Tesoro said. Bokuto let out a series of hoots in response. Tesoro leaned back. "I feel ya. The other day I walked past like, 2 porco's walking into Roleplay studio's. Honestly, I'm losing track of it all." Tesoro heard and saw his starter platter egg get placed in front of him by Lyra and as she placed Bokuto's coffee in front of him. Tesoro picked up his knife after Lyra left and cracked open the egg to see a Cyndaquil in it. "Ooh, Johto, my favorite." he said as he quickly began to dig into it. While eating, he watched as Bokuto struggled to pick up his coffee in his feathered wings. Everytime he tried, the feathers folded backwards preventing him from lifting the cup. Tesoro began to laugh in a creepy almost fake sounding sound. The two of them continued eating and talking.

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Title: Chapter Three: Rhymes and Ridiculousness

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring. Not even a- oh hell I am not typing the right thing. That was embarrassing, however for the story I must tell, the rhymes will now dwell.

The dark of the night loomed over the town, and all that walked was a clown. The clown was down, he had failed to make a splash at the Club. An owl flew over the town, looking down, and seeing firefight of the goblin hub. (Hello everyone, RoyalGecko here. Now if you this far into this chapter you may be wondering, why the hell are you rhyming? And the reason is simple: This is my Fanfiction and I can do whatever the hell I feel like doing. If I feel like making Riako have a duck body with human legs, I'll do that. It'll be weird as hell, but I'll do it

The owl saw as a crown wearing lizard spray painting what I am typing on my phone to post onto the side of Club RowansLabe. "Why do you have to narrate everything Lyra," said the lizard as she looked at me while typing. For your information I am writing something so dont break the forth wall until I do one of my context things. The lizard shrugged and went back to her work. Now where was I? Ah yes, narrating the land of Pokeherotopia. Over the city's wall laid tents where the Goblins stayed, waiting for the gates to open- "Hey, could I enter the story too?" said the Tropius who rudely interrupted me while I was narrating. No Ecco, your not apart of this site anymore so I dont have to listen to yo- "What about me?" said a white saber toothed tiger who sat next to Ecco. Godfred, stop looking directly at me while I wri- "What about-" NO ISKANDER!! IF ANYONE INTERRUPTS ME WHILE IM NARRATING AGAIN, I WILL SMIGHT YOU!! The Tropius, white saber tooth tiger, and the weird viking lion thingy shut up and looked away. AS I WAS SAYING!! "Could I hop into this?" said Bokuto. NO!! Your an owl so you cant talk. "But I need to tell you somet-" NO!!! THATS IT, IM SMIGHTING THE REST OF THIS CHAPTER UNTIL TOMORROW!! GOODBYE!

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Title: Chapter Four: The Duck..... He Taunts

The day had finally come! The day when new Galar Pokemon were added to Pokeheroetopia. Inside the cities walls, the people ran to greet and see the new pokemon while on the other side, the goblins ran to the front of the group, hoping they would finally be picked. The gates opened and the duck made his appearance. He had a duck boy, but his legs were human and scaled. He walked past the line and examined the pokemon who were waiting. He first pick a species of cephalopods who quickly ran into the city's gates. He next picked a group of weird peanut shaped witches. The goblins grew exited. They were distant relatives of the witches and they couldn't go inside without them. The duck looked directly at the goblins and raised his hand to point. But at the last second, he pointed to fire centipedes who creepily walked into the walls. The goblins were outraged and yelled at the duck on how they couldn't stay behind while their relatives went inside without them. The duck merely sneered at them and walked back into the city.

(Hey guys, it's me RoyalGecko. So I'm supposed to provide context for this one. The Hateena and Impidimp lines are counterparts, like Sawk and Throh. So you would think they would be added at the same time. HA HA HA!!! WRONG!!!)

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Title: Chapter Five: Song Outside the Wall

So, my moms been making me sing to my baby sister so she will go to sleep and honestly it's very cute to watch lil Maddy look at me while I sing like Billie Eilish and then I thought to myself, "Musical Time!!" Kerp in mind, I dont write songs so it'll be trash

The goblins laid outside the city walls. They were deeply sad that they were passed up again. They began to sing a melody together, "Through the mountains, across the sea. There's a place where, we want to be. From the valleys, to the oceans, from the east and to, the west. We will travel, from dusk till dawn until we reach this land." People inside the cities began to listen to the goblins as they sung from the other side of the wall. Even the Duck heard it from his tower. He sat on his chair and pondered for a moment. Then something hit him. A way to get rid of the goblins for good. The next day, messengers walked through the streets proclaiming the Ducks newest decree. "If one towns member, and only one, gathers 20 million PD and delivers it to the Duck, he will open the gates to the goblins!! So it has been decreed!!"

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Title: Chapter Six: No Ideas So FILLER CHAPTER

The news circulated through the kingdom like anything Alex Jones from InfoWars says on his show through a redneck family slowly raises hand. But while some had taken initiative to get the goblins justice, very few weren't accused of scamming by the Kueeng of the Rats, Sir Overlord of Rats, even though there was evidence to prove otherwise (must I explain this joke?). Like seriously, at least think about how the person u are accusing will react. Will they run away or will they have a bunch of proof to make you look like an fool? But enough about them, let's get back to the story that they are somehow involved in alot more. In the roleplay community, Dutchess Cos of the Mixx and a lizard human wearing a crown were open advocates to get the goblin into the kingdom. But all around, many users were in great support for the goblins entrance into the city, including Stiachi of 1, 2's, and 3's, David of the Playing Pika's, 99 Lovers of Lucario, and more.

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Title: Chapter Seven: The Opening (giggity)

A week and a half went by since the duck had made his decree. He sat on his throne and evily cackled, but it wasn't amazing how he cackled. It sounded like two dieing cats coughing up hairballs. His cackling was interrupted by a loud knock on his door. A cat larva thingy walked through the doors and looked at him. He looked back at the larva cat furiously and shouted, "CatLady, why do you enter my hall unannounced? I was in the middle of my cackling lesson." CatLady looked slightly stunned. "Sir? We have a bit of a.... situation outside," said CatLady. The duck looked confused and stood up to look out his window. And there it was. A massive pile of money with a sign over it that said "Letith thy Grimmithsnarls into thigh land. In the name of Porco." The duck looked at CatLady and whispered in disbelief. "open the gates" he said very quietly. CatLady questioned him for a moment, "Sir?" The duck turned and yelled at CatLady. "OPEN THE GATES!!" CatLady fell backwards and fumbled outside. She got up and ran towards the wall proclaiming along the way "OPEN THE GATES!! LETITH THY GOBLINS IN!!" SilverLugia and -Max saw her and began to push the wall open, along with the help of Bokuto and Tesoro. The people inside the wall began to celebrate, with the exception of Sir Overlord of Rats. Once the gates opened the people began to motion the goblins in and they began to cautiously walk inside the walls, but once Sir Toxic Weebleton and his brother the Destroyer of Dragons began to run up and hug the goblins, the goblins began to feel more comfortable in their new home. For now, and forever

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