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Nova's Selfshiping Diary
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Posted: Fri, 23/08/2019 06:41 (5 Years ago)
List: F/O LIST
First quote:
Mumbo: Grian I know you did something!
Grian: It wasn't me..
Nova&Grian: *Flies off on their Elytras* IT WAS THE MAN IN THE CHICKEN COSTUME! *Laughs*
Posted: Sat, 24/08/2019 04:04 (5 Years ago)
Nova: Gri-
Poultry man: Its Poultry man
Posted: Sun, 25/08/2019 02:41 (5 Years ago)
Today's self ship thingy:
*Grian and Nova are flying*
Grian: ahhh! *Starts falling*
Nova: *Catches Grian* what was that?
Grian: I think my elytra is broken
Posted: Wed, 28/08/2019 06:03 (5 Years ago)
Nova: Mumbo's AFK Again
Grian: DID YOU SAY AFK?
By AmbrosiaEverfree - 29 Minutes and 31 Seconds ago. SS n2 (Grian's Redstone ability)
*Grian is doing Redstone*
Grian: Hey Nova! Come here!
*Nova comes over*
Nova: what are you building?
Grian: You'll see..
SS NO3 (Grian's Redstone ability) Part 3
*Grian finishes the Redstone*
Grian: and lets see if it works..
*The redstone starts working, with dispensers shooting fireworks*
Posted: Thu, 05/09/2019 07:56 (5 Years ago)
Grian: I don't know red stone
Nova: so do I
*Grian looks at Nova*
Grian and Nova: TWINSIES!
*Iskall and Mumbo watches*
Posted: Fri, 20/09/2019 04:29 (5 Years ago)
Stress: I'd be fi--
Nova: ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL IF GRI IS ALRIGHT!!!
Posted: Thu, 10/10/2019 05:00 (5 Years ago)
Posted: Tue, 29/10/2019 05:09 (5 Years ago)
Xisuma: Sooo Whats going on with Gri?
Nova: Project dirt house..
Posted: Tue, 05/11/2019 07:59 (5 Years ago)
Grian: What if Nova loves Xisuma? And not me?
(Meanwhile)
Xisuma: What if nova doesn't like me? And likes Grian instead?
I mean, they're my main F/Os
Posted: Tue, 10/12/2019 08:08 (4 Years ago)
Enough With Your Loud Pistons and Booming Pressure Plates
Enough With Your Loud Pistons and Booming Pressure Plates
Dear Mumbo,
I have always felt amused living near to you. You are the most crazy neighbour a person could ever meet.
Therefore, you must understand how difficult it has been for me to approach you with this matter.
I'm afraid I can no longer stand your Loud redstone.
I lay in bed last night, trying to sleep, and all I could think about was how your Pistons is too loud and your Pressure plates way too booming. I had a nightmare that you burst in through the window brandishing a Levers
I have to insist that you take action to stop your Loud redstone from upsetting me. I demand that you Do redstone in the morning then stop playing in the night.
And while we're on the matter, I'm finding your drum playing increasingly inexcusable. This is not the kind of behaviour I expect from somebody living in a peaceful neighbourhood like futuristic district.
If you don't rectify the situation I shall have no choice but to call Xisuma and post photos of your Loud redstone on Discord.
Furthermore, I have close ties with Phamtoms and I won't be be afraid to cash in a few favours if you don't comply with my demands.
Thanks
Nova Greenleaf
Posted: Thu, 12/12/2019 05:55 (4 Years ago)
Title: Mean human part 1
Gentle Archer ARCHER NOVA GREENLEAF is arguing with intuitive architect ARCHITECT GRIAN WATCHER. NOVA tries to hug GRIAN but he shakes her off.
NOVA
Please Grian, don't leave me.
GRIAN
I'm sorry Nova, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces her fears head on, instead of running away.
NOVA
I am such a person!
GRIAN frowns.
GRIAN
I'm sorry, Nova. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
GRIAN leaves.
NOVA sits down, looking defeated.
Moments later, hopeful admin ADMIN XISUMA VOID barges in looking flustered.
NOVA
Goodness, Xisuma! Is everything okay?
XISUMA
I'm afraid not.
NOVA
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
XISUMA
It's ... a human ... I saw an evil human kill a bunch of Hermits!
NOVA
Defenseless Hermits?
XISUMA
Yes, defenseless Hermits!
NOVA
Bloomin' heck, Xisuma! We've got to do something.
XISUMA
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
NOVA
You can start by telling me where this happened.
XISUMA
I was...
XISUMA fans himself and begins to wheeze.
NOVA
Focus Xisuma, focus! Where did it happen?
XISUMA
HippieLand! That's right - HippieLand!
NOVA springs up and begins to run.
Posted: Thu, 12/12/2019 05:56 (4 Years ago)
Title: Mean human part 2
NOVA rushes along the street, followed by XISUMA. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.
EXT. HIPPIELAND - SHORTLY AFTER
EVILX VOID a mean human terrorises two Hermits.
NOVA, closely followed by XISUMA, rushes towards EVILX, but suddenly stops in her tracks.
XISUMA
What is is? What's the matter?
NOVA
That's not just any old human, that's EvilX Void!
XISUMA
Who's EvilX Void?
NOVA
Who's EvilX Void? Who's EvilX Void? Only the most mean human in the universe!
XISUMA
Blinkin' knickers, Nova! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most mean human in the universe!
NOVA
You can say that again.
XISUMA
Blinkin' knickers, Nova! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most mean human in the universe!
NOVA
I'm going to need codes, lots of codes.
EvilX turns and sees Nova and Xisuma. He grins an evil grin.
EVILX
Nova Greenleaf, we meet again.
XISUMA
You've met?
NOVA
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...
Posted: Thu, 12/12/2019 05:58 (4 Years ago)
Title: Mean human part 3
A young NOVA is sitting in a park listening to some flute music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over her.
She looks up and sees EVILX. She takes off her headphones.
EVILX
Would you like some candy canes?
NOVA's eyes light up, but then he studies EVILX more closely, and looks uneasy.
NOVA
I don't know, you look kind of mean.
EVILX
Me? No. I'm not mean. I'm the least mean human in the world.
NOVA
Wait, you're a human?
NOVA runs away, screaming.
EXT. HIPPIELAND - PRESENT DAY
EVILX
You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.
XISUMA
(To NOVA) You ran away?
NOVA
(To XISUMA) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
NOVA turns to EVILX.
NOVA
I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!
NOVA runs away.
She turns back and shouts.
NOVA
I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with codes.
EVILX
I'm not scared of you.
NOVA
You should be.
Posted: Thu, 12/12/2019 05:59 (4 Years ago)
Title: Mean human part 4
NOVA and XISUMA walk around searching for something.
NOVA
I feel sure I left my codes somewhere around here.
XISUMA
Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly codes.
NOVA
You know nothing Xisuma Void.
XISUMA
We've been searching for ages. I really don't think they're here.
Suddenly, EVILX appears, holding a pair of codes.
EVILX
Looking for something?
XISUMA
Crikey, Nova, he's got your codes.
NOVA
Tell me something I don't already know!
XISUMA
The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.
NOVA
I know that already!
XISUMA
EX is my twin.
EVILX
(appalled) Dude!
While EVILX is looking at XISUMA with disgust, NOVA lunges forward and grabs her deadly codes. He wields them, triumphantly.
NOVA
Prepare to die, you mean potato!
EVILX
No please! All I did was kill a bunch of Hermits!
GRIAN enters, unseen by any of the others.
NOVA
I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those Hermits were defenceless! Well now they have a defender - and that's me! Nova Greenleaf defender of innocent Hermits.
EVILX
Don't hurt me! Please!
NOVA
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use these codes on you right away!
EVILX
Because Nova, I am your father.
NOVA looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects herself.
NOVA
No you're not!
EVILX
Ah well, it had to be worth a try.
EVILX tries to grab the codes but NOVA dodges out of the way.
NOVA
Who's the daddy now? Huh? Huh?
Unexpectedly, EVILX slumps to the ground.
XISUMA
Did he just faint?
NOVA
I think so. Well that's disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly codes.
NOVA crouches over EVILX's body.
XISUMA
Be careful, Nova. It could be a trick.
NOVA
No, it's not a trick. It appears that... It would seem... EvilX Void is dead!
NOVA
What?
NOVA
Yes, it appears that I scared him to death.
XISUMA claps his hands.
XISUMA
So your codes did save the day, after all.
GRIAN steps forward.
GRIAN
Is it true? Did you kill the mean human?
NOVA
Grian how long have you been...?
GRIAN puts his arm around NOVA.
GRIAN
Long enough.
NOVA
Then you saw it for yourself. I killed EvilX Void.
GRIAN
Then the Hermits are safe?
NOVA
It does seem that way!
A crowd of vulnerable Hermits enter, looking relived.
GRIAN
You are their hero.
The Hermits bow to NOVA.
NOVA
There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that EvilX Void will never kill Hermits ever again, is enough for me.
GRIAN
You are humble as well as brave!
One of the Hermits passes NOVA a mystical amulet
GRIAN
I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.
NOVA
I couldn't possibly.
Pause.
NOVA
Well, if you insist.
NOVA takes the amulet.
NOVA
Thank you.
The Hermits bow their heads once more, and leave.
NOVA turns to GRIAN.
NOVA
Does this mean you want me back?
GRIAN
Oh, Nova, of course I want you back!
NOVA smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.
NOVA
Well you can't have me.
GRIAN
WHAT?
NOVA
You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a human to death before you would believe in me. I don't want a lover like that.
GRIAN
But...
NOVA
Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin - my best friend, Xisuma.
XISUMA grins.
GRIAN
But...
XISUMA
You heard the lady. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!
GRIAN
Nova?
NOVA
I'm sorry Grian, but I think you should skidaddle.
GRIAN leaves.
XISUMA turns to NOVA.
XISUMA
Did you mean that? You know ... that I'm your best friend?
NOVA
Of course you are!
The two walk off arm in arm.
Suddenly XISUMA stops.
XISUMA
When I said EX is my twin, you know I was just trying to distract the human don't you?
THE END