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It's Puntastic

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sempai
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Posted: Sat, 04/02/2017 17:21 (7 Years ago)
A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.


ULTIIMA
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Posted: Sun, 05/02/2017 00:42 (7 Years ago)
What does every Moogle need in the morning?
A Kup-o Coffee
UnbanMegaSeptile
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Posted: Sun, 05/02/2017 00:58 (7 Years ago)
Its punbelievable that I haven't posted here yet... almost punthinkable.

Anyway, I'm thinking about putting a bunch of eye puns down on here, for future reference, but I'm not so sure how well it would go... I just feel like they'd get cornea and cornea as I went along.
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sempai
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Posted: Fri, 10/02/2017 01:06 (7 Years ago)
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make up everything!


Drampafly
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Posted: Sat, 11/02/2017 10:21 (7 Years ago)
I count on my fingers! They are very reliable.



OwO

Acefolf
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Posted: Sat, 18/02/2017 23:50 (7 Years ago)
Why don't couples ever go to the gym?

Because relationships don't work out.




Eh???? EH!?!
One day I will beat you fair and square, hey!
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LazyZ
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Posted: Sun, 19/02/2017 07:19 (7 Years ago)
Nekoneko1385
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Posted: Sun, 19/02/2017 20:31 (7 Years ago)
I would tell you a science joke, but I'm afraid i wouldn't get any reaction :3
butterfly-girl
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Posted: Sun, 19/02/2017 20:32 (7 Years ago)
What's in the middle of your face? Nobody nose.
sempai
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Posted: Tue, 21/02/2017 00:21 (7 Years ago)
Why did the party of ghosts ride on the elevator?

They wanted to lift their spirits.

Rascal
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Posted: Tue, 21/02/2017 04:00 (7 Years ago)
what's the worst thing about throwing a party in space?

you have to planet.
~Ruka_Shimizu~
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Posted: Fri, 24/02/2017 14:31 (7 Years ago)
What do you mean I'm not a bear? I have all the koalafications
Expelliarmus_Heyo
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Posted: Sat, 25/02/2017 00:03 (7 Years ago)
I really wanna tell a joke about sodium, but.... Na.
Drampafly
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Posted: Sat, 25/02/2017 18:30 (7 Years ago)
I'm giving away batteries free of charge. ;) ;)

sempai
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Posted: Sun, 26/02/2017 17:20 (7 Years ago)
I owe a lot to the sidewalks. They’ve been keeping me off the streets for years.


3s0t3r1c
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Posted: Mon, 27/02/2017 03:20 (7 Years ago)
HOW MUCH WORK CAN A SKELETON DO IN ONE DAY? A SKELE-TON! ALTHOUGH, IT WOULD CAUSE THEM TO WORK THEMSELF DOWN TO THE BONE!
TIBIA HONEST, I COULD PROBABLY COME UP WITH BETTER PUNS THAN THIS, BUT I'M BEING A BIT OF A LAZY BONES TODAY. JEEZ, YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE MANY PUNS HERE, I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WOULD BE BONING UP ON THEM!

ok i'm done.

weskyspuppy
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Posted: Mon, 27/02/2017 15:22 (7 Years ago)
Are you underwhelmed by the puns here? Sans the fact that some are untoriginal, that is. I do appreciate you making a conversation. Keeping the grove flowey.
Rascal
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Posted: Thu, 02/03/2017 22:03 (7 Years ago)
sempai
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Posted: Sun, 05/03/2017 03:16 (7 Years ago)
Why is a skeleton a bad liar?
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You can see right through it.

Mochi
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Posted: Sun, 05/03/2017 03:29 (7 Years ago)
nah. they're a bad liar because they have no bad bone in their body

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