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Hello, human. You have stumbled into one of the several portals into the world of pokemon. I have a few questions for you, then you will remember this as nothing more than a strange dream as you awaken. Are you ready?
The strange voice seemed to be explaining something, almost like the beginning of a mystery dungeon game, but those were just games, right? Without a second thought, an answer was given.

"Let's see what we can do!"

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"Hey, mister.... You can't just sleep here. Are you okay?" a sweet voice asked. The male opened his eyes and blinked a few times as he tried to get focus into his vision. A female emerald Diglett was before him, her red eyes looking worried at him from over her thick glasses.

"Wh-Where am I?" the male asked, standing up on his hind paws. His head was pounding and he remembered hearing a bunch of questions, but they didn't make any sense.

"You're sleeping outside of the bar. We are kind of trying to hold a karaoke night, but you're blocking the door. Where'd a Sneasel like you come from anyways?"

He shook his head in reply to the new information. A bar? Never heard of those in this world before. Then again, all pokemon were pretty much the same, weren't they? They didn't wear glasses or flowers or have different colors. So what was this place? And why did she seem confused about a Sneasel standing there?

Seeing the confusion on the male's face, the Diglett spoke up again.
"This is the Shaded Bar, run by the Gengar family. Well, mostly. Here, everyone is rather different, but you're just a normal Sneasel with a ribbon around your neck. That's unusual on Glitched Isle"


"Glitched Isle? Never heard of that before... So how'd I end up here?" the feline asked, his mismatched ears twitching a little. He had no clue of how he wound up here, nor why.

"I guess you could try to figure that out. Maybe the owners know something, but you'll need to wait until after we close in the morning. Please, come inside, take a seat, and try not to mind the off-note singing. I'll bring you a milk and if you need anything just ask for Dennie. I'll be glad to help as I can, though I don't think I can help much with your memories." she explained, then dug back under the ground to head inside. Wasn't that dangerous?

Ah, well. The male figured it was worth a chance, so he stepped through the doors and froze. Glitched wasn't accurate enough for what he saw. Mismatched, fused, re-colored, and even creatures that didn't look like Pokemon were all over the place. Some were sitting down at the tables around the floor, some were at the bar, and standing up on the stage was a Foongus. Well, at least that one was normal, other than the bow under his mouth.

"HEYO!!! Are you all ready to get this party on a roll?! Well, too bad, since I am! I'm your host, Enton Fungi Foongus. I came here from Musical Mayhem, and Mon, I could use a break. Singing I can handle, but building a boat to try and carry a tune? I'm sorry, but I'd rather be KOed by a Houndoom."

The Foongus waited for a reply, but the crowd was mostly quiet now. The Sneasel took the moment to find a seat and watched as the host seemed to be getting nervous.

"Okay, now we know why I'm a singer, not a comedian. Well, let's pass the mic on to someone else and get this night of karaoke off to a better start, huh?"
The Foongus hopped off the stage and passed the Mic on to a Jigglypuff that looked more like a zombie than a pokemon. It started to sing, but at that point Dennie brought the milk and the Sneasel stopped paying attention.

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This post is reserved for future updates to the story so that they are all in one place :3

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