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So after reading some fellow people's Diaries, Ma-chan (my Mawile) said she wanted to see how I would write my diary. Of course, I refused and told her I wasn't going to write a diary. Angered, she decided to slap me with that... huge jaw thing of hers. It hurts like beeeep.

So while Rosalina (my Ralts) and Hachi (my Pichu) tried to prevent Ma-chan from 'convincing' me to write a diary any more, I decided to comply to her wish and wrote this one. (I seriously need to thank those two later on.) Of course, as I'm typing this very words into this diary, Ember (my Blaziken) entered at that very moment and thought that I had somehow become those boring people who spends their time writing diaries. Of course, I was a bit offended; people who write diaries were not boring. Mainly because in one of those people's diaries, you'd definitely find something funny.

So as punishment, I decided to send Ember on a Rumbling Trip to Fiery Furnace on its Second Area. I gave him one of the Explorer Bag we had, and I made sure to secretly stuff in as much sediment-shaped sediment I can. I also told Ember to explore Fiery Furnace for 12 hours.

And as an additional punishment, I decided to send Fushi (my Venusaur) on a Rumbling Trip as well. To a different place, that is; I sent Fushi to Windy Prairie's First Area, with my other Explorer Bag. Why did I do that? It wasn't even related to Ember's punishment. To make it worse, I also had him explore Windy Prairie for 12 hours. Maybe I'm just a major jerkface punishing the innocents as well. Heh.

Seeing as I was a bit sleepy, I decided to find something to do to make me even more sleepy. After I hugged a random egg that was conveniently floating in front of my door, waiting for me to warm it up, and after I gave a Chesto Berry to a Charizard that was (for some reason) also waiting in front of my door for me too feed it, I yawned from thinking too much about why the egg and the Charizard were even there in the first place.

Right as I was going to go to sleep, Petellia (my Petilil) suddenly woke up and said she had nightmares. Seeing as I don't want anyone to think that I'm trying to do anything to her, (looking at Ma-chan), I decided to lie to Petellia that Ma-chan had a special ability where she could eat nightmares. That did the trick, and Petellia decided to go and find Ma-chan to sleep with her, in hopes of having the Deceiver Pokémon eat her nightmares so that she could sleep peacefully.

I hope Ma-chan would forgive me for this.

So I woke myself up early, and seeing as my fellow Pokémon were still asleep, I decided to go wash the dishes from yesterday. Even though it was supposed to be that lazy Ma-chan's fault.

After finishing them, I went to check my mailbox and saw two letters. One was from the Auction House, saying that I won the Shelmet that I bid 223pD on. I was kinda surprised, because I forgot completely about it. So, without a word to the sleeping Pokémon, I left and went to the Storage Box system that was, for some reason, placed in the backyard. I opened the machine and had a small chat with my new Shelmet, which I named Shellmetus, about how she's handling my other Pokémon there. Glad to see her making friends.

The other mail was from a fellow Pokémon raiser whose name I shall not mention, because I don't trust this diary. Even if I wrote it myself. He wanted my permission for something, so I gladly allowed him to... wait, I don't really know the gender, but meh.

Another mail quickly arrived soon, delivered by a Pelipper. It said that the Vanillite I put on Auction had been sold successfully for 142pD. Wow. I forgot about that, too. Kinda.

Oh, look at that. Ma-chan's calling from the house. Perhaps she's awake. I'm gonna stop writing this diary now and go help her with whatever it is that she needs. I'll continue writing later at night, Mister Diary.