| Plushie | From | Message | Received |
|---|
 | kitkat |
It's time for who's going to be the next shogun. Usually it's the
shogun's kid, but the shogun doesn't have a kid. So he tries to get
his brother to quit being a monk and be the next shogun. He says
okay. But then the shogun has a kid. So now who's it gonna be? Vote
now on your phones.
| 8 Years ago |
| kitkat |
♫♪ Now there's more art. ♪♫ Like painting with less colors,
collaborative poetry, plays, monkey fun, tea parties, gardening,
architecture, flowers.
| 8 Years ago |
| kitkat |
Then the emperor overthrows the shogunate, then the shogunate
overthrows him back and moves to Kyoto, and makes a new shogunate.
And the emperor can still dress like an emperor if he wants, that's
fine.
| 8 Years ago |
| kitkat |
So the Mongols came over, ready for war, and died in a
tornadotyphoon. But they tried again, and had a nice time fighting
with the Japanese, but then died in a tornadotyphoon.
| 8 Years ago |
| kitkat |
So the Mongols came over, ready for war, and died in a
tornadotyphoon. But they tried again, and had a nice time fighting
with the Japanese, but then died in a tornadotyphoon.
| 8 Years ago |
| kitkat |
Breaking news, the Mongols have invaded China. "W̛e҉'ve i͟nv̕aded
̵Chi͠na̸," said the Mongols, "Pl͘e̶a̷se̵ ͝res͢p̛ȩc̷t u͢s҉,͜ or͜
el̕se w͞e ͟m̛igh͟t ͠i͝nvade͡ ̕y͜o̕u̕ ͡a͡s̕ ̡well̀.̢" "Okay," said
Japan.
| 8 Years ago |
| kitkat |
So if you live outside the palace, how are you supposed to protect
your shit, from criminals? ♫♪ Hire a samurai. ♪♫ Everyone started
hiring samurai. Rich important people hired samurai. Poor people
who could not afford to hire samurai did not hire samurai. The
samurai became organized and powerful, more powerful than the
government. So they made their own military government, right here.
They let the emperor still be emperor, but the shogun was actually
in control.
| 8 Years ago |
| kitkat |
A rich hipster named Kūkai is bored with modern Buddhism and visits
China, learns a better version which is more ♫♪ spiritual ♪♫, comes
back, reinvents the alphabet, and causes art and literature to be
♫♪ great ♪♫ for a long time. And the royal palace turned into such
a dreamworld of art that they really didn't give a shit about
running the country.
| 8 Years ago |
| kitkat |
Then they stopped moving the capital every time the emperor died
and kept it in one place for a while, right here (Kyoto, Heian
Palace). And they conquered the north finally, get that squared
away.
| 8 Years ago |
| kitkat |
♫♪"How about sunrise laaand?"♪♫ said Japan. And they stole China's
alphabet and wrote a book. About themselves! And then they made
lots of poetry and art and another book about themselves.
| 8 Years ago |
| kitkat |
Then, the government was taken over by another clique (Taika). And
they made some reforms , like making the government govern more,
and making the government more like China's government, which is a
government that governs more. "Hi China," they said. "Hi dipshit
(wa, dwarf)," said China. "Can you call us something else, other
than dipshit?" said Japan. "Like what?" said China.
| 8 Years ago |
| kitkat |
Knock knock, get the door, it's religion. The new prince wants
everyone to try this hot new religion (Buddhism) from Baekje.
"Please try this religion," he said. "No," said everybody. "Try
iiiiit," he said. "no," said everybody again, quieter this time.
And so the religion was put into place and all the rules that came
with it.
| 8 Years ago |
| kitkat |
Rice farming and rice kingdoms spread all across the land, all the
way to here. The most important kingdoms were here (Hi), here
(Chikushi), here (Izumo), here (Kibi), here (Yamato), here (Koshi),
and here (Kenu). But this one (Yamato) was the most most important,
ruled by a heavenly superperson, or emperor for short.
| 8 Years ago |
| kitkat |
Now you can make a lot of rice really really quickly. That means if
you own the farm, then you own a lot of food, which is something
everybody needs to survvvvive. So that makes you king.
| 8 Years ago |
| kitkat |
So now there's people on the island; they're basically sort of
hanging out in between the mountains eating nuts off trees and
using the latest technology. Like stones, and bowls. Ding dong,
it's the outside world, and they have technology from the future.
Like really good metal, and ♪ crazy rice farms ♪.
| 8 Years ago |
| kitkat |
Japan is an island by the sea filled with volcanoes and it's ♪♫
beautiful ♫♪. In the year negative a billion, Japan might not have
been here. In the year negative forty thousand, it was here, and
you could walk to it, and some people walked to it. Then it got
warmer, some icebergs melted, it became an island, and now there's
lots of ♫ trees ♫. Because it's warmer.
| 8 Years ago |
| kitkat |
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| 8 Years ago |
 | pucky |
owo
| 8 Years ago |
 | warioware |
blah
| 8 Years ago |
 | imaa |
random person boop
| 8 Years ago |
 | imaa |
random person boop
| 8 Years ago |
| kitkat |
ur durni shitds
| 8 Years ago |
| kitkat |
ur durni shitds
| 8 Years ago |
| kitkat |
ur durni shitds
| 8 Years ago |
 | Furret |
ur adorable trash <3
| 8 Years ago |
 | kitkat |
:,(
| 8 Years ago |
 | kitkat |
:,(
| 8 Years ago |
 | kitkat |
:,(
| 8 Years ago |
 | kitkat |
:,(
| 8 Years ago |
| kitkat |
y u gotta be so rood
| 8 Years ago |
 | imaa |
random person boop
| 8 Years ago |
 | kitkat |
GET THE FREAK TO SLEAP U SIHT
| 8 Years ago |
| kitkat |
dumb bat
| 8 Years ago |
| gelatin |
| 8 Years ago |
| Lancer |
dont die kk
| 8 Years ago |
 | Makabe |
| 8 Years ago |
 | kitkat |
Weed
| 8 Years ago |
| kitkat |
kus u
| 8 Years ago |
| kitkat |
U suk
| 8 Years ago |
 | weskyspuppy |
Have an Ice Cream
| 8 Years ago |
 | Umbregrl |
Random
| 8 Years ago |
| kitkat |
SLEEPNI E TIGHT SLEEP GINT NIGHT SLEPE TIGHT SLEEP NICE TIGHT
NICESLEEPNI E TIGHT SLEEP GINT NIGHT SLEPE TIGHT SLEEP NICE TIGHT
NICESLEEPNI E TIGHT SLEEP GINT NIGHT SLEPE TIGHT SLEEP NICE TIGHT
NICESLEEPNI E TIGHT SLEEP GINT NIGHT SLEPE TIGHT SLEEP NICE TIGHT
NICESLEEPNI E TIGHT SLEEP GINT NIGHT SLEPE TIGHT SLEEP NICE TIGHT
NICESLEEPNI E TIGHT SLEEP GINT NIGHT SLEPE TIGHT SLEEP NICE TIGHT
NICE
| 8 Years ago |
| kitkat |
SLEEPNI E TIGHT SLEEP GINT NIGHT SLEPE TIGHT SLEEP NICE TIGHT
NICESLEEPNI E TIGHT SLEEP GINT NIGHT SLEPE TIGHT SLEEP NICE TIGHT
NICESLEEPNI E TIGHT SLEEP GINT NIGHT SLEPE TIGHT SLEEP NICE TIGHT
NICESLEEPNI E TIGHT SLEEP GINT NIGHT SLEPE TIGHT SLEEP NICE TIGHT
NICESLEEPNI E TIGHT SLEEP GINT NIGHT SLEPE TIGHT SLEEP NICE TIGHT
NICESLEEPNI E TIGHT SLEEP GINT NIGHT SLEPE TIGHT SLEEP NICE TIGHT
NICE
| 8 Years ago |
| kitkat |
SLEEPNI E TIGHT SLEEP GINT NIGHT SLEPE TIGHT SLEEP NICE TIGHT
NICESLEEPNI E TIGHT SLEEP GINT NIGHT SLEPE TIGHT SLEEP NICE TIGHT
NICESLEEPNI E TIGHT SLEEP GINT NIGHT SLEPE TIGHT SLEEP NICE TIGHT
NICESLEEPNI E TIGHT SLEEP GINT NIGHT SLEPE TIGHT SLEEP NICE TIGHT
NICESLEEPNI E TIGHT SLEEP GINT NIGHT SLEPE TIGHT SLEEP NICE TIGHT
NICESLEEPNI E TIGHT SLEEP GINT NIGHT SLEPE TIGHT SLEEP NICE TIGHT
NICE
| 8 Years ago |
| kitkat |
ʞns n
| 8 Years ago |
 | Waltz |
o,,,,o
| 8 Years ago |
| kitkat |
SCREAMS ANGRILY
| 8 Years ago |
 | Waltz |
In the Matrix, eggs are everywhere
| 8 Years ago |
 | Corrupt-Polar |
<: !
| 8 Years ago |
| kitkat |
you s u c k
| 8 Years ago |
 | Unlovingwonder |
| 8 Years ago |
| kitkat |
screams @ u
| 8 Years ago |
| kitkat |
screeches into ur ear until u deaf
| 8 Years ago |
 | imaa |
| 8 Years ago |
| kitkat |
y arent u sleeping
| 8 Years ago |
| Lugia |
Like a shadow and a dancer (attempt #1)
| 8 Years ago |
| Lugia |
No, we've never been so in love
| 8 Years ago |
| Lugia |
Shadow and a dancer
| 8 Years ago |
| Lugia |
But we've never been so in love
| 8 Years ago |
| Lugia |
We know the summer thrill is gone
| 8 Years ago |
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