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once upon a time, in a spoopy land far far away the legend of the 4 poopoo man was a story told by manya a parents and the kids were probably malnourished but whatever.

"mommy y u no wike de 4 poo p o o man!!!!!!?" a child shrieks

"be a good boie and shut ur piehole, we dont talk about that"

"y r u so heckin mean!!"

what lovely relationships.

one day, when the kids were running around in the shiny shiny sun, a man with hair all over his body emerged. he approaches, slowly but surely. only stopping when he sees a beetle on the ground

he marches on, and kids scatter; this man is scary, they decide.

he gets closer, and tilts his head when he sees the village chief which is a thicc boy come up, "whomst art thou" the chief asks, waving his splatoon stick.

"hewwo, i awm de 4 poopoo man >////<"

we call this land furryville.

the end

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