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7/4/15

Dear Diary,

Hello diary and readers! A couple days ago I joined a RP and made a N-n-n3w friend! but I still want my old friend back :,( Besides that, where I am, it's still not July 5th so... HAPPY 4TH OF JULY! At least for us Muricans, you European/Asian countries probably have something like 4th of Kwenzanner, NO OFFENSE PLZ DON'T KILL ME!!!! But besides that, yup that's it! AND I WILL SEE ALL YOU DUDES, IN THE NEXT ENTRY!!!

-SwagMeowth

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7/6/15

Dear Diary,

BoiBot: Are we friends, BEN?

Me: I. AM. NOT. BEN.

BoiBot: Yes, you are, you drowned.

You need no further explanation, I am terrified, today sucked, THE END

-xXx~SwagMeowth~xXx

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7/10/15

Dear Diary,

What do I have to say about today, I.. got ignored? Um, I honestly don't know what to say, like, I wanna write more for what I assume to be like, 2 subscribers but, nothing REALLY happened today. So um, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah! BYE!

-xXx~SwagMeowth~xXx

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7/11/15

Dear Diary,

I go up to NY tomorrow! Today was nice, I continued my chain, got a ship, ect ect. but, bad stuff also happened today, the ship was scary, I watched a long friendship break up. Along with drama on the DB. But that's it. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

-xXx~SwagMeowth~xXx

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7/15/15

Dear Diary,

There, may or may NOT be another entry I just wanted to brag about my only 2 TINY cavities, yeah, I also went to the dentist today, cool so that's that for now.

-xXx~SwagMeowth~xXx

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7/23/15
Warning: Ewww alert. I you don't like talking about the mouth and that stuff, too bad.

Dear Diary,

Today I went to the dentist (again) and I don't see what people are so scared about, (Warning: Things are about to TOTALLY get descriptive) there's a suck-y thingy, a water thingy, a hook-y poke-y thingy , a spin-y toothpaste-y thingy, a sink-y thing, and a numb-y thingy. But now about the trip itself, we started with a flossing, because I don't have any floss, then my teeth got poked with the hook poke-y thingy to get out all the stuff I couldn't get out... then, cool things started. First I had the spin-y toothpaste-y things apply some toothpaste, which then got rinsed out (thankfully. I couldn't even whilst getting the toothpaste I hated it), then the Fluoride... I hated it, I couldn't ever swallow, so, so much (Warning: Ewwww) toothpaste, fluoride, spit building up at the back of my throat. By the time that was over, I had to do something and I didn't know there was a sink to the left of me so a spat into my bib. After that going to grab a cup of water, a dropped it, yeah, then getting a new cup, I used that, and with the TINIEST amount of water left, I knocked it over too (don't hate meeeeeee I'z clumsy at times and good at messing things up) after that, they gave me not just a toothbrush this time, I also got floss, toothpaste, mouthwash, and floss picks. That's that. Byeeeeeeee!!!!

-xXxSwagMeowthxXx

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7/24/15

Dear Diary,

Today, nothing much happened (besides Nyan Cat), until just now, I was playing Tropico 4, when my sister came out and asked if me and my brothers wanted to go outside and murder each other with a hose, both my brothers said yes, but I was indecisive, after eventually saying yes, we all went out side, normally it was just, spray people in water... also, did I mention this water was LITERALY FREEZING COLD, LITERALLY. I dumped it on my head, and felt myself shutting down, then we played some Capture the Hose, Hosernaut, Team Hosematch, Hose for All, Search and Dehose, lay down water and watch people fall in the grass and spray them as they struggle to get up (actually only I did because it was funny), and Hose Dodge. All pretty fun, and fun to be the hose-wielder! (Mwehehehehehehehehehehe!) But, whenever you get the hose, you had to spray it on your head for like 2 seconds, it felt good but you could like, feel yourself falling asleep. But that's it. I just wanted to share some of my life with you!

-xXx-SwagMeowth-xXx

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7/29/15

Dear Diary,

Noting much today happened today, and I'm mainly writing this entry so that I can store this: (Made by HiddenGlaceon) it's just a nice piece of art I felt like I needed to store somewhere, and I can't make it my avatar because of the current shipping war that's going on, but maybe, after, nah, people would still get suspicious... but hey, YOLO, maybe I'll do it tomorrow, eh, who cares... but yeah, that's about it, byeeee!

-xXx~SwagMeowth~xXx

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7/30/15

Dear diary,

This is just another art storage, (Made by Rezhiram) Rezh (can I call you that? Yeah? Okay.) can make some REALLY good art, so go check out her and her art shop...

-xXx~SwagMeowth~xXx

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*Uses Revive on Diary*

9/6/15

Dear Diary,

I'm reviving THIS diary because I lost my voice one... yeah.... also art storage! (Made by Rezh). Not much happened today... just reviving the diary...

That'll be all! -xXx~SwagMeowth~xXx

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8/11/15

Dear Diary,

Man, it's been a while, but I'z gonna revive this diary, so #GetHype. I'm planning a raffle soon, but IDK what I'd call it, or what I'd give away, so.... yeah #GetHypeForThatToo. I'm at the beach right now, luckily they have Wi-Fi, or else I'd probably die without you guys. You da best. Yes, you. The one reading this post.

-xXx~SwagMeowth~xXx

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1/23/16

Dear Diary,

OMG AAAA
//Dies
She is my love now. <3

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