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~Blackscorpions2's Dark Desert~
It's a diary, Not a real desert tale! >_<
So then...this will be a complete guide for you, the readers, to know about me and my personal life (It will get really interesting, Trust me, You can also call it the BDD for short)

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Lets get started shall we? First off, I'd like you guys to feel free about posting here, I'm an open guy and like to make friends(Only if they are worthy of my friendship) and would love some advise!
There is no harm in posting good stuff but if you dare insult anything that I write in this thread, It's moderator reporting time. I don't like to insult people here and if I do insult or hurt you guys in any way, I would appreciate it if you just forgive my actions.

~If you are interested in knowing more about my personal life then please read on ahead~

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Name: Sameer
Gender:
Age: 16 (I'm almost 17!)
Nicknames? You can call me Sam or Ratz here. Your choice =3
Siblings? Course I have siblings!
1) Areeba (she is 11 and is a pain T_T) You can go check her profile: Hikari-Berlitz
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2) Ali (he's three and he is awdowraybole *O*)
Horoscope: Leo~ Rawr <3
Social life: I'm active ALL THE TIME. You need any help or advise I'll always make sure that I try my best to be there for ya ;) I have a grand social life and am well-known(a little TOO well-known -_-) in my school and neighborhood. I guess that's me, always looking for some buddies =3 PM me or contact me via feeds/pal-pad and we'll have an awesome time chattin' ^_^
Online status: I'd be honest with you guys, I am an RP-er. If I am interested, then I'll be glad to RP but if doesn't have the same spark in it had before, I won't hesitate to tell you that. Aside from RP's, I read fan-fiction and manga's online. Here are some websites that can direct you to some awesome fan-fiction and manga reading sites:
1) Fanfiction.net
2) Manga Reader
~Have fun there~
I also spend my time watching anime, listening to music, reading pointless facts or browsing for random stuff just for fun =3 I don't like social networking sites such as facebook/twitter/instagram mainly because I find them pointless, no offense, I just have my
own opinion XD

~My Like's and Dislikes~

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~Likes~
-Anime/Manga's (I watch ALOT of animes/manga's online)
-Gaming (Both MMO'S and RPG's and well RP's)
-Food (I am one of the blessed 'Never gets fat no matter how much he eats' type :3)
-Socializing(I mentioned it before XD)
-Sporting (I just LOVE Ice-hockey, basketball and football)
-Listening to music (I love rock bands and pop music)
-Partying(Immah go party freak!)
-Making people happy(Force of habit? O.O)
-Animals (Especially dogs and cats)
-Pokemon (Mainly Luxray, Pancham and Empoleon)

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~Dislikes~
-Spiders (Pretty girly right? XD)
-Studying(though I'm pretty much great at it O.O)
-Fighting with someone close to me or Losing friends(rarely happens)
-Getting blamed at (happens pretty often)
-Losing any of my hard work(I get pissed off pretty easily then -_-)

Well that's pretty much all there is to know about me ...yet XD I'll update this diary very often and trust me, there is a 100% guarantee that you'll laugh at some point ;) I hafta go so see you guys in about...I don't know, maybe tomorrow?
Read and subscribe!

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What an awesome Desert Tale :P

Seriously though, i think it's a great diary ^_^

Thursday, 22nd of January
Day 1:
Okay people...today nothing very extra-ordinary happened T~T
I got annoyed by my friends and siblings, got scolded by my parents and well hit my head with the same door for the thousandth time(wonder why I forget about it?) O.O Ma buddy Amir(nick is A-man) did something that I think every-body does. We talk in English ALL the time so don't get to surprised :P

and that's what happened -_-
I just can't help but to burst out laughing when my friends get scolded by their parents infront of me(I get slapped for it later XD)
Other than this, my brother now knows what is a Luxray and what is a empoleon he even knows their type :3
Now I gotta go, MoltrasMaster1 is probably gonna kill me for not posting for a while >_< (check out my feeds...you'll see what I mean XD)

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Saturday, 24th of January
Day 2:

Well this diary entry of the dark desert will be better than the last one :3 I sorta did a few achievement's on PH i.e reached level.10, got Argonaut to be level 115, presently have the most awesome 1x1 in the forums, now am a part of alot of RP's, and well have 38 friend's. My achievements in real life are that I taught my brother the whole alphabetical language, beat my class in getting the highest score in adv.literature(English) :3 and getting third place in the annual inter-school race on Friday. The bad news is that I accidentally pushed my sister down the stairs(it was her fault, she was pissing me off and I reacted!) and broke her tooth(again, it was her own fault). Me and my sister are a clear example of arch-enemies -_- My younger brother on the other hand is an angel :3 I really love him, he doesn't go to sleep unless I come in and tuck him good-night.

Okay so now it's time to tell you about the absolutely random/awkward moment of the day....

I swear, I was really ugly when I was small T.T Hell, I couldn't recognize myself!
Well then...I have to post on another RP so chat with ya guys later!
WAIT!....First read another spoiler :3
My friend showed me a book of bugs and this is what I thought of one specific bug...

I am sooo in love with pokemon! XD *Goes away*

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I am so going to subscribe to this thread XD Seems like you have a lot of funny stuff happening in your life hehe

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Wednesday, 29th of January
Day 2
Well then, today I have a very serious issue to discuss with you my dearest diary...
I just had THE WORST three day's of my entire life :( I'll start off with the three reasons why:
1- I had a major fight with my best buddy
2- I sorta had a hard time excepting what will happen on valentines day
3- I got into a serious problem(you'll see what I mean :()

Here's what happened with my friend(his name is Jibran but I call him JB), we were listening to the lecture on biology class about the famous scientist Charles Darwin(for the millionth time in my career as a student). I was jotting down the points and paying my fullest attention while he was fidgeting continuously for the past 5 minutes. Out of curiosity I asked him what was wrong:
And the idiot blames me for telling him the wrong thing -_- I mean he could've just asked the teacher to excuse him and do his business in the bathroom :( I ain't no expert on how to handle embarrassing situations! After all this we met at the back of the school and quarreled for about an hour, he just refused to speak to me for all eternity and has vowed to never ask for my help again...He is a total ***


And you wouldn't believe the other reason:
I feel like a total douche for trusting him :( (at-least the people here don't do this kind of stuff with ya :T) I have made a vow to never celebrate valentines day EVER again :'( I need some really good support....

The third reason ain't that good either :( Yesterday, i.e Tuesday, I was walking by in the neighborhood with my sister, we wanted to go to the park and have a bro-sis jolly wolly lollypop time(she named it XD) and well...

Now that I expressed how my life went during these three day's, please excuse me as I go drown the only fraction of will-power in ice-cream XD and well maybe have fun posting in the forums!
I really need help at the moment, any advise on how to fix:
1- Your friendship?
2- your broken heart?
3- your arm XD?

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I'd say just give it time, JB will eventually come back if you're lucky, or he might not... Just remember, the important thing to know is that it wasn't your fault he mis-timed it, although you shouldn't have laughed at him

JB really ain't your friend if he stays mad at you and blames you for what happened. (And the thing with your crush was just plain childish.) He'll come around if he isn't a total a**hole. Who knows, maybe you'll be laughing at that little incident in a couple of years.

And regarding your Valentines problem: I don't really get it to be honest. I've never done anything much on Valentines day and we Finns celebrate it little differently. For starters, it's called 'Ystävänpäivä' which is literally something like 'Friends's day'. We basically remember our friends on that day as well as our loved ones.
Actually, I don't really like Valentines day much. It's just an another stupid holiday and a chance for stores to sell us crap.

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I once saw a very good piece of advice that might help, and it was "Make sure you know how to distinguish real friends from fake friends"

Honestly, that's really good, and the person that said that really knows what he was saying

Monday, 3rd of February
Day 3
Um...so this is surely a very odd diary entry O_O many things had happened since I last posted, and I feel completely odd tying the sudden good news.
1. I punched JB
2. I got awesome grades
(all the explanations are listed below)

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NUMBER 1:

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You did right by punching JB. I got in a fight with this one guy back at elementary school because he was being mean to my little sister. No one is allowed to mess with our smaller siblings. No one.
You know, I'm the middle child but the protective big brother genes are very strong in me. I used to fight a lot with that little sister of mine when we were kids but I'd take a bullet for her anytime. With no hesitation.

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Well.... I guess it was right.... At least it wasn't done in school :P

And yeah, we are 8)

Let's list it down!

1 - Your friendship! ^_^
Well, from the looks of how your bud has been quite a jerk to you lately, he surely deserves the embarrassment from farting in class. But really now, with him putting you down like that just because of that one incident is very childish of him. It was his fault for doing it wrong lol he should have been a good sport about it. I say leave him be but great job on punching him for hitting your sibling like that. Just what is wrong with that guy? D:


2 - Your broken heart! </3
Seriously. He's trying to compete just to make you feel bad, huh? Well, does your crush give hints that she likes you? Because if she does give you say, more hints than this friend of yours then ask her to be your valentine. But then again, if you mean valentine as someone whom you will be committed to as in like boyfriend and girlfriend, then leaving them be would be the most courteous way to go. If it is just for an event in your school with no serious commitments attached, then go for it. As a girl myself, I've seen that some girls say yes to things (in general) if they run out of options. Maybe she still hasn't found anyone yet to her liking and just said yes to your friend just because? Of course, if she does like your friend, then there is no need to rush or pressure yourself ^_^ It's your choice whether or not to celebrate valentines day and it shouldn't really be a big deal. Here in the Philippines, it is sadly a big deal and my friends make so much fuss with it to the point that it causes arguments but I usually celebrate it online, giving free items and money to newbies in whatever MMORPG game I'm in, waste my hours wasting pellets on toy soldiers (because legit shooting ranges once drained my wallet D':), or just have a date with the guitar. You just have to do what you love doing and it won't hurt as much :D No mess, no fuss. ^_^ Go to legit parkour workshops if that's your thing, go to the arcade, go to the park, play soccer, you name it. Who knows? You might find that girl doing the same thing who happens to have the same interests as you ;)

3 - Your broken arm! TwT
Did you go to the clinic to have it checked? D: I'm no doctor but seeking medical assistance for those kinds of things would be the best thing to do.. Hope it gets better though..

My apologies for the lengthy replies D: But congrats on your high grades!

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Sunday, 16th February
Day 4

I feel like s**t -_- Talk about a stupid way to start out your diary right? Well, I have extremely strong reasons to support my unusual behavior(though I was perfectly fine a day ago) I have to catch up to what happened first...So why don't I summarize it?
Kay so here is what happened before I was pissed off and bruised:

Just a day after my last diary entry, my sister had told me about her friends coming over in two days for a party. I was happy yet annoyed. Why was I annoyed? I was annoyed because her friends are technically my little fan girls XD (True story)
They stare at me and stalk me at school and well one of them even confessed! Kay so the next two days were some-what better, I had alot of fun with my friends(excluding JB, he was absent and I did not hear from him, so yeah...) and we dedicated these two days entirely to our soccer practice. But then the horrible experience of Areeba's party came over:

So then the next two days after the party weren't much 'fun' but the third was a little more exciting! My cousin came over to our place from Florida. I was totally caught off guard.

Now you can think of her as second me since our choices on everything, and I do mean everything is the same... The best part is that she is only a few months younger than me and loves Pokemon just as much as I do :3 We had the best time ever. We went to the famous land marks, malls and went to Murree(it's an awesome and historic hill-station in Pakistan).

Unfortunately she only came here for a few days. Her family had to visit lahore(the most liveliest place in Pakistan). So technically four of these days were spent with her and my family, away from school depression. The next day, I had to attend double soccer practices and had a whole butt-load of home work(but it was worth it :'D)

JB was present and totally ignored me for the whole day(he still had that bandage over his nose XD) And my teacher literally black-mailed me to attend a Debate competition :T. Valentines day was spent alone, with only my dumb sister to teach and my books to read X'D I literal gawked at the pearshipping pictures that day...My favorites are :3 :


Yep, I am forever alone :'D
But to be honest, I like it ;) Though the secret admirer letters are getting pretty annoying...
The moment of truth is here...the reason for why I am pissed off is...:


My best 'gal-friend' (her name is Sabrina) called me and promised to teach that guy a lesson XD Her revenge is epic...Trust me, ya don't wanna mess with her :3 I'll tell you guys about it if she does take her revenge...
Now then, I'll contact ya later dearest diary, I gotta make some pastries :3 (cuz immah home-alone and hungry)

P.S: I LOVE MY NEW SIGNATURE (and avatar :3)

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Tuesday, 29th April
Day 5

Hi little diary of mine~ How are ya? I just had the WORST exams evah! The feelings in my fingers are no more and my brain feels like a mushy bowl of puddin' D= But at least the hard-work payed off! I got straight A's~
Anywaiz, life is awesome at the moment. JB left the school which is sorta great(but I do feel extremely guilty!) and my sister has turned a new leaf~ She respects me and listens to me and achieved 2nd position in grade 5 (maybe because of me =P) which sometimes makes me feel like the proudest man on earth!
The fun part about the holidays is that my cousins from the U.S are coming to Pakistan to spend the entire summer here with us~ I already set the gaming consoles and re-newed my membership card at the arcade(I'm almost Platinum ;)) to be prepared for 3 months of chilling out 8)
Anywaiz, I used to spend the little ounce of free time here:
My profile on the Pearl-shipping vault!
All pearl-shippers are recommended to join!

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Why did JB leave the scool?

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Wednesday, 5th April
Day 6


Hey hey HEY! Scorp is EXCITED!
Let me start off by telling you that today was EPIC. I had a great time! My friends came over to my place and we partied like there was no tomorrow! Did I ever mention my list of true friends before? Of not then here is our group:

Anywaiz, the party wasn't the only awesome thing that happened to me! Me and my friends volunteered for an educational program from our school. All of us gave interviews before the exams and well Harris, Kainat, Jahangir and me got selected! We have to go to Baluchistan and teach at an elementary school~ It's gonna be awesome! We're gonna stay there in a different city(our coach will be there too -_-) and have loads of experience. It will be a great opportunity for us and the children studying there ^_^ There won't be any Wi-Fi there so I guess I won't be online for two weeks(again XD).

~Oh and, I forgot to mention the awkward moment of the day!
Me and Harris were on the phone chattin'...

You know what they say...like master like dog =3

~And here comes the random moment of the day:

Cannibal.... -_-

Kay kay diary...Cya later!

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Oh my gosh you're freaking hilarious XD I'm soo subscribing to this!

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Thursday, 1st May
Day 7

BuRn Em' Up LiKe NeOoOoOn liiiightS! (I probably sung that like a retarded seal XD)
I ain't gonna ask how you are today diary...You never reply! D=
Anywaiz, let's get to the point...Scorp is packing up his stuff and excited cuz he has to leave for the educational program tomorrow! I be CARAYZEE! o3o My mom bought me an Evo-tab(wireless wi-fi) because she knows I can't survive with out the internet. My mom knows me so well! :'D My sister is praising the lord and says, "Sweet god has mercy!" every time I mention the trip -_- Ya know, my brother is clinging on to me and crying...I guess he's sad about my departure... My father says he is proud of me though =3 He also agreed to get me a dog next year! (emphasis on next year XD).
Kay kay, I was remembering my time here on poke-heroes when I remembered a few things:


Oh and I found out a new goal...Have the strongest Luxray on site and complete the pokedex ^_^ Yup, I got my hobbies :P
Oh and...is it true that an ant can lift an object twice it's size? O.o
Kuh kuh kuh =3 I also hafta tell ya guys about the awkward moment? Here it is:

People who sleep with their eyes open are creepy O_O *shivers disturbingly*

And here comes the random moment:

And this is why the species known as Areeba are sure to be extinct XD
Kay kay diary, I gotta go and pack...and maybe role-play a little =3

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Yet another HILARIOUS post by Scorp... XD